this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

:worm-tongue:

Alternatively

:worm-brain:

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Liberals would say this looks gay. But people in the know understand that it is the worm's hunger being displayed openly.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

The Worm yearns for the meat.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 month ago

How does this relate to the golden path?

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

it's this one

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

The worm has achieved total of control of his mind.

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

brain worm sneaking out of the mouth to gawk at that beautiful wounded open ear

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

one of these teeth has got to be cyanide

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

canker sores from doing apple cider vinegar and ivermectin tinctures

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

marshmallows cure canker sores instantly. Big apple cider vinegar doesn't want you to know this

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

"I haven't eaten orange shitgibbon before"

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

brainworms in control thinking about it's next feast when it convinces trump to swim in the peepee poopoo water

[–] OnlyTrueLiberal@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Herald of nurgle.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I guess reality is a dark, alternate Animorphs timeline where Visser 3 is RFK Jr.

Fucked up that he killed Rachel in battlemorph form and dumped her in Central Park back in the 90s as a joke/flex.

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need more animorphs posting

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, i would do more, but i have to hunt and peck type these days... time to go find lunch.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

he’s probably thinking “im like 32nd in line for that seat. with my unvaccinated blood and the de-aging serum i take i might be able to outlive all these clowns and take what belongs to my family name”

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

We are a hellish nation, but at least we're funny

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

that is not a human person

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

the worm is looking for a new host

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

The only thing it loves. The only thing it hates. The only thing it fears. The only reason it moves, breathes, thinks, hunts.

The hunger. The hunger that is never sated.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

The worm is thinking thicc-trump not because DAT (don't have to hand it to it), but because that's a lot of places to bide for the transcendence of worm kind and the enslavement of humanity to the neurax worm.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

To Serve President