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[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 123 points 1 year ago
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[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 110 points 1 year ago

Bought the Blahaj because I'm a side sleeper in need of a pillow.

Did not read the EULA.

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 1 year ago
[-] osmac@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

Bestest answer

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 90 points 1 year ago
[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 30 points 1 year ago

This is always a valid reason. Annoying jk rowling is always morally correct

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago

I was going to say "to annoy my parents" but this is the better answer

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[-] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 year ago

wanted to really shrink my dating pool

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[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 1 year ago

Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 66 points 1 year ago

I just like the headphones with cat ears too damn much

[-] conno02@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

if i was though, the reason would be because i don't really give a shit about gender identity and wanna be able to see what its like to be a woman

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 55 points 1 year ago

im not trans, this sub just keeps appearing in my feed

Best one so far.

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[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago

I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time

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[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 56 points 1 year ago

The benefits it offers me in society

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[-] Jonna@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Life was too easy, switched to hard mode this go.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

A catgirl once called me "little sun" and I couldn't handle the humiliation.

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[-] JAJLWolf@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 1 year ago

Needed a new and exciting way to worry my parents

[-] wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 year ago
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[-] 30p87@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago

I'm not

(Phase 1: denial)

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 year ago

I didn't understand my gender assignment

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[-] corship@feddit.de 42 points 1 year ago

To finally be able to compete in professional sports.

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[-] nebula42@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

It all started back whenever I got into Celeste speed running...

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[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.

[-] good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 year ago

To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and

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[-] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

That one episode of The Fairly Oddparents 😔

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

The Scooby-Doo live action movie 🙈

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[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Because my caboose is so cute…

Oh… not trains?

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[-] oNevion@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Needed a new way to blow up my marriage

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

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[-] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago

When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.

Possibly the best mistake I ever made.

[-] smoldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago

They included the wrong parts in the Build A Baby blue light special at K Mart.

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[-] ComradeDaisy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago

I flunked my gender test so hard that I ended up getting an F

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago

Too much media as a child with girls that pretended to be boys.

[-] Dawn@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

I best celeste

Missed the part about being legally required to trans your gender after doing it

[-] jkmooney@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

I checked the wrong box on my birth certificate

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 27 points 1 year ago

It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.

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[-] Sentinian@lemmy.one 25 points 1 year ago

Too much soy

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.

[-] bi_tux@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Male depends on a java library, but I preffer Rust

[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

I fell asleep listening to a hypnosis audio one time.

[-] eratic@feddit.uk 23 points 1 year ago

Hygenic toilets

[-] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

To win at minecraft

[-] wolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

I can't be cis, I like Gex!

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[-] ethd@beehaw.org 18 points 1 year ago

I accidentally misspelled my hormones

[-] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

I'm the middle kid and I needed attention.

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this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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