this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Shakespeare died to let the English talk like this

[–] Spudposting@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago

Don’t insult my language yankee

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

the english were fucked either way, it's either the brummie accent or "perchance prithee henceworth on thine moonless night"

[–] gaystyleJoker@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

galic bu'ah, cheese, chili con carne, crispy onion and tram sauce please

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

soz mate, I just want some beans right now

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 1 points 12 hours ago

Chuna is revisionist

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

if the beans have chuna, can you still fart?

[–] Spudposting@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

That fart comes with a free drink for your underwear

[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

If theres beans and chuna you likely dont worry about the gas part but whether or not you just end up soiling yourself.