this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] MicKet@swiss.social 3 points 6 days ago

@ObviouslyNotBanana
Pinke (Danke Phineas und Ferb)

[–] potpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I used to know what those were, but then I got zapped by a laser

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Johnathan?

(This lives rent free in my head: https://youtu.be/kHHyPhSLRy0)

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

same, brother, same

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is it worth noting that I only know this because of the spoof horror movie Repossessed?

Education takes many forms

Baby pigs 🐖 😋

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I am reminded of this term about once a year and then promptly forget because it never comes up except in internet memes.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Friendship: POSSIBLE

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I know this because of phineas and ferb

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[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (10 children)
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Shoelace foreskins.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

🎵I want it awl, I want it awl, I want it awl, and I want it now🎵

(The song that gets stuck in my head whenever I use an awl)

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 5 days ago

And now it will be in mine as well. So thanks for that.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Awl that jazz.

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

For specialized pokey tools, my favorite is the regulator. The only thing handier than a regulator is two regulators.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An awl? Am I missing something?

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Home Improvement is where I learned that, hence the picture of Wilson, who's the one who brought it up.

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