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[–] userofnames@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago

i want that good stuff! moomoo milk!

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

couple of antidotes, the beedrills are ornery this time of year

spoiler151 was enough

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 15 hours ago

don't be mean to my gay dog

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

counterpoint: snom

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

go to the good one that sells Rage Candy Bars

I always imagined those were like O'Henry bars. I wonder what they were supposed to be like.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, a hyper potion would be great! I was thinking of getting severely injured later!

I don't think those work on humans, but I'll ask the clerk.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

Pokemart supports Israel so no. They're on the BDS list.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago

Can you sell this Master Ball for me? I blew all my cash at the Game Corner and if I can't pay Team Rocket back by Thursday, they're going to break my kneecaps

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 12 points 21 hours ago

If the new regulations haven't kicked in yet: 99 rare candies and a pack of each vitamin.

[–] Quai@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

Lemonade plz

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

No thanks, but can you pick up my magikarp from the daycare?

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 7 points 17 hours ago

no not a ditto, three premier balls

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago

Do they have Lemonade?

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 9 points 21 hours ago

I should have a package that is being delivered there, be a dear and bring it back.

[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 9 points 21 hours ago

condoms, don't pokè any holes in them.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

TM056, Roto stealth, Electric memory, quick claw, Ditto goo, Burn drive, Big root, Lawsuit super repel, repeat ball and a Magnet

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Florn@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago

I'm about to suffer some poison damage, could you get me an antidote for tomorrow morning?

[–] medium_adult_son@hexbear.net 6 points 21 hours ago

Can you hop on the Pokèterminal and send my mom a message while you're there? I videocalled her earlier but it went to Professor Oak, he was in a bed that looks just like hers. My Pokècommunicator must be on the fritz.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you're you're going to Celadon you can pick me up a TM47

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mamotromico@lemmy.ml 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Now I wonder if Nintendo will ever make a plot point about pirated TM giving Pokémon cancer or something.

[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago

I think there was a part in coromon where you can evolve one with a hacked disk, or whatever, but it couldn't be healed at the hospital. Kinda funny

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah uhhhh can you get me a 6 pack of Super Potion and an Escape Rope.

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They only do 4 packs now. Do you want 4 or 8 or 4+2 singles (costs more)?

[–] GeneralSwitch2Boycott@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Don't get me started on how most moves have PP in multiples of 5 but the ethers now only treat 9 PP at a time.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Did you hear they're rolling out a new item called a Subscription Ball?

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago

Please don't give Game Freak more ways to hurt Pokémon.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

pack of backwoods

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 4 points 21 hours ago

How many poke eggs do you need? A dozen or just enough for tonight?

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

If you can get 8 Ultra Balls I’ll pay you back

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago

Are you stopping by the pokecenter? I need to get Dodrio out of the PC cause I'm flying to Johto tomorrow for VGC.