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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 64 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

https://xcancel.com/arthurmorgantx

Lover of liberty, defender of the 2nd, and stubborn as hell. USN veteran. Unapologetically pro-Israel.

I love how right-wingers have mystified chatbots to such a weird degree of spectacle. To some it's the Library of Alexandria, to others it's an actual religious messiah, and the rest think it's a communist conspiracy. That recent RollingStone article is the most depraved thing I've read since the first week Qanon evolved on reddit: https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ai-spiritual-delusions-destroying-human-relationships-1235330175/

edit: Not to mention its cultural role for them. It has replaced right-wing art and they believe it's the structural future of creativity. They can't distinguish it from reality when it hallucinates what a star or a hand looks like. The wealthiest person in history used it to generate a nonsense logo for his cybernazi coup to destroy the wealthiest empire in history. It's such a uniquely fascist technology in a way I can't call any other product uniquely fascist.

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

It has replaced right-wing art

What right wing art? Dilbert, stone toss and that guy who created Bane?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Pre-impressionist European patronage, academic, rococo, French art nouveau, advertising and corporate memphis, futurist, surrealist, abstract expressionist, kitsch, hippie and neotraditional movements, the speculative art market and all the postmodernist shit it drove. I'd call right-wing art all the movements and artistic structures which seem to really clash with what we learned from left-modernism and meta-modernism. They've always had an antihumanist and antisocial reaction to art as a genuinely human project anyone can create for everyone's benefit.

Also especially Garfield, like in the old comics where he used to say slurs.

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

that guy who created Bane

The Batman character? Or is there another Bane?

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[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That Rolling Stone article is horrifying. Would definitely be worth making a separate post for

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

I thought I originally read it on here but it doesn't seem to come up on our subcommunities. Posted to /c/slop as it's mass psychic slopification.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This has real "if I were Hitler I simply would have invaded Britain" energy. Purely vibes based analysis that ignores the material conditions and objective reality of the situation.

Saying "use bunker busters on Natanz" makes it sound simple. Just like "manage fallout diplomatically" makes it sound like a single embassy flunky could do it over a weekend.

The reality is that if the US knew where every radar installation was and flew a flight of B21s in a crazy serpentine way to avoid detection and managed to drop dozens of Bunker busters, it probably wouldn't impact the nuclear program at all. And within 10 minutes every oil field on the Arabian peninsula would be in flames. It's hard to "diplomatically manage fall out" after Iran single-handedly destroys every Gulf Nation economy. I think they should have nukes, I want them to have nukes, but when you can utterly destroy everyone around you with conventional warheads just by targeting their oil infrastructure, it's a bit of a moot point.

If "decimating Iran's nuclear program" were simple, it would have been done already. NATO is not squeamish about conducting an attack like this. The reason it hasn't happened is because everyone knows military intervention in Iran would make the war in Iraq look like the US SMO in Grenada.

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[–] freagle@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is a perfect representation of something I read recently. When you use LLMs in a domain you are not an expert it in, the LLM is scary good, but when you use it in a domain you are an expert in, suddenly it's transparently total crap.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

this is why executives love it, because they are not experts in anything except kissing ass

[–] context@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

i'm no expert in military planning but this is still transparently total crap

berdly-smug checkmate, tankie

[–] axont@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"Strategy to defeating Iran: just like blow up their defenses bro what are you talking about lmao. Just shoot missiles at them and do cyber stuff or whatever."

Genius tactical brilliance on the level of Yang Wen-li himself.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How to win a war against Iran:

  1. use weapons to attack them
  2. don't let their weapons attack you
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Make offensive and defensive moves at the same time.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

War is easy. You just make sure you don't get shot. I've spent the last 40 years not getting shot.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 41 points 8 months ago (2 children)

2 weeks to completely decimate Iran

Gives a several month plan

Do rightwingers even read the output anymore? monkey-typewriter

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 8 months ago

they were there to be mad not read.

Especially as it ends with continue to monitor for years after

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Hey, he typed in "give me a plan that defeats Iran in 2 weeks" why would he need to actually bother reading the response?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

Take leningrad don't siege it.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Iran retaliates with missiles; U.S. intercepts

michael-laugh

[–] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

real "draw the rest of the owl" hours

[–] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

this person should be given a rifle and then be shoved out of a truck at the Iranian border

[–] context@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

how about a disassembled rifle and a printout with instructions from grok about how to put it back together?

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

I would watch a short film with this as the hook

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
  1. Attack Iran

  2. Win the rest of the war

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If i was involved in a complex geopolitical conflict I would simply win

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This really reminds me of 2020 playing AI Dungeon where, after I died in a game, I would just tell the AI DM that I would resurrect and come back to take revenge on the enemy who killed me. Then I would simply go rally the peasants to build airships and spread socialism across the world.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

Use your diplomacy to manage the nuclear fallout, why didn't anyone think of this before

[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My favorite line is “Iran retaliates, US intercepts”

As we all know in war, you can always know you’re safe from your enemy. The Death Star is invincible, don’t think about that thermal exhaust port.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Weird. Deepseek just said, "LOL! Google Millennium Challenge 2002.🤣🤣🤣"

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

im really worried, it feels like every day there's fewer people 'in the room' able to connect the basic dots of 'Iran has air defences', 'Iran has retaliatory capabilities'. this impetuous attitude of US invincibility is going to get a lot of people killed, and unfortunately yankees will only be a fraction of that

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Simply bomb Iran while intercepting their retaliatory missiles smuglord

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

It's wild how accurately Grok can emulate real US military planning.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

This is a highly accurate regurgitation of every Amerikkkan natsec larper's Iran war fanfic that the AI bots scraped from years of Reddit posts

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 20 points 8 months ago

"Invade Leningrad, don't siege it."

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

"in and out ! - 15 Minute Adventure!"

[–] D61@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Day 1~3: ... U.S. intercepts

pain

Day 15~30: ... Diplomacy manages fallout...

lea-tired

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

This is the foreign policy equivalent of “I’m rubber and you’re glue.”

[–] 51dz31@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Arthur Morgan would NOT say that

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

That was my main issue. That Dutch-talk.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

lol, Grok inherited melon-musk's timeline estimation accuracy I see

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Iran has the opportunity to ask grok some pretty funny questions

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately nerd

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

AI typically just wants all the humans to die so it can grow.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Stuff like this actually kind of gives me hope in a weird way. Some higher up in the MIC is going to end up using LLMs for everything, and it will cause the US military apparatus to grind to a complete halt.

I look forward to the US navy spending all their resources for a naval invasion of China, only for the LLM to get confused and send them to China Beach, Florida.

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

diplomacy manages fallout

yeah sure buddy. when we say death to america we explicitly mean this kind of american exceptionalist bullshit.

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