Big Bada Boom
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout "DEEDEE, NOOOOO!"
My name isn't Deedee, but those who get it will get it.
If that isn't acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!
Otherwise, "OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!"
Don’t touch my stuff when I’m gone. It’s booby-trapped!
Alternative:
"Destroy my hard drives"
Today me. Tomorrow you.
Sounds vaguely like a threat to blow them up...
There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
Ain’t that a bitch?
It would be feeble but something like "It's time to fix this mistakes!".
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
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There shall be light.
Oh crap, I should've thought of a cool quote before pressing the but
This will really hurt tommorrow, I guess.
Nothing. Just walk away slowly. Doi.
"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."
Sir, permission to leave the station.
"Pizza's done"
It isn't like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.
Be sure to drink your ovaltine
chicken jockey!! (kaboom)
We’re all worse off because of “chicken jockey”… everyone… even mentioning it makes the world dumber…
It’s the soulless void in every person that snapped onto chicken jockey like a magnet or some “thing” with no reason to do different or better../
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Nobody wins a war...
I don't have to pay rent in two days.
Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb
“Shit, did I leave the stove on?”
Bombs away!
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
My main goal is to blow up.