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I just saw an onion post about Jesus and there were a ton of hogs yapping about how they "wouldn't make fun of Islam!!!1!!1!". I think thats gotta rank up there.

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[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

"They hate us for our freedom." Not as common since the Iraq War era, but still widely believed.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In person they will sometimes say something about how capitalism isn’t working the way it’s supposed to; i.e., it should be working for me because I am the main character of the universe, but because it isn’t, it needs reforms. So long as I can sit atop a pile of treats, nothing else matters.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s NoT CAPitalisM, It’S CORpOrATisM!

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

cRoNyCaPiTaLiSm

Like the entire point isn't to amass a horde of cronies, toadies, lickspittles, and sycophants who will martyr themselves on your altar for crumbs

It's like if you made a society around shooting random people and tried to argue that it's only for shooting bad people. Good. Now explain that to the gun.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"an armed society is a polite society"

when? when does it become polite?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

When the well-armed proletariat does the necessary

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I dunno about that." With no elaboration on response to a well thought out point. The Joe Roganization of bros where they act open minded but never fill it with anything isn't new and predates the guy, he got big cause he spoke to that crowd and made it bigger. The eternally curious himbo who refuses to learn

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

No that's my favorite, along with "Why won't my kids talk to me."

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

my boss constantly says "denial of reality does not change reality" (i.e facts don't care about feelings) and it drives me insane.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."

Strong men create hard men. Hard men create good times. Good times create strong men.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create soft men. Soft men make me hard.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"it's a Republic not a democracy smuglord "

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

"Oh shit, you're right! I guess I don't care about human rights anymore."

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

If you deeply analyze that it's kind of like they're upfront admitting it's an oligarchy or democracy-for-the-rich but using the it's-a-good-thing tone.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] policywonk@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

so incredibly glad I grew out of this phase

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

”Religion of peace smuglord ”. It's not as popular anymore as the chud zeitgeist switched away from Islamophobia years ago, but I really hate that one.

OK, ”Islam isn't a race” too. Are you talking about white people when you say ”Muslims”, though? big-honk

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as the chud zeitgeist switched away from Islamophobia

I can guarantee you, they have not. It's just trans-panic is much more popular. There is still a vast amount of people on YouTube calling for the expulsion or extermination of Muslims

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

I figured it was still popular, just not the #1 issue for them anymore. I could see Trump's bloviating over deportations changing this in the near future this-is-fine

Do your own research!

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago

Calling it communism when capitalists do capitalist things capitalist-ly.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" smuglord

"Back to back World War Champs"

"Nobody wants to work anymore"

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes is a genuinely solid phrase. It should be a left wing slogan. Our whole thing is to get people to stop playing a stupid game for stupid prizes. That one should be ours.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Hogs are absolutely lovely dont know what you're on about. Yes {im-vegan|that}.

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 31 points 1 day ago

"We need to stop being so divided."

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hogs as in Chapos? Like, users of Hexbear? Definitely "beanis".

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

:beanis-shining:

[–] policywonk@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I've only ever heard* hogs used to refer to rednecks.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is redneck erasure. Redneck is a classist slur originally used positively by appalacian communists as they wore red bandanas to show solidarity with mostly non-white farm workers. It then evolved into its modern meaning of backwards rural whites. Most famously the rednecks were the ones that took up arms at the battle of Blair Mountain which is also sometimes referred to as the second American civil war as it involved more guns and people than any battle of the 1800s. It was also the first time bombs were dropped on US soil, shortly before the Tulsa massacre.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago

ChIcKeNs FoR KfC

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

Them breathing is annoying

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

That's a tough hog to swallow