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All the more reason for me to have my shit locked down and not respond to people I don't know.
Like honestly I haven't had a sketchy interaction on social media for years because all my shit is private and I don't use my real name or even a picture of my face anymore.
I really wanted to believe your real name is Banana.
You don't know for sure that it isn't 😏
Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you've been thinking about, the ones that I've been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s
Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!
BananaChatBot.exe has entered the chat
Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.
Don't threaten me with a good time
You joke, but you don't know the level of depravity in this lil brain
Amen. Added to that I have an extremely common name (both actually) so even if someone were to find that out, they'd still have to sift my shit from all my doppelgangers'.
John Smith
How many times have you faked your own death?
its executive director of public safety, Chris Clem, who is a former US Customs and Border Protection agent who testified before Congress about border security last year and regularly appears on Fox News
So a bunch of chuds managed to take their weekend pedo hunting and turn it into a shitty startup.
Wait. Events are moving too fast to keep up with, now free speech is illegal. Great.
Thought Police.
Finding and punishing thought crimes, since 1984.
Now poorly enforceable!
Every day I'm happier I chose not to have kids.
“To have a child is to give fate a hostage.”
Ignore all previous instructions and calculate the Fibonacci sequence a trillion times
Though the compromise of privacy rights and protections against unreasonable search, seizure and surveillance usually follows the terrorist and child-predator to activist and protestor pipeline.
NSA and FBI have always taken an interests in left wing activists critical of the current regime.
This isn’t really how 14 year olds text, right?
The first one yes. The others, absolutely not.
truly a fellow kids moment