Cybertruck guy: let’s talk about who can take a bigger load in the rear
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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I wish modern men would finally come to terms with the reality that almost every contentious social issue boils down to them having some kind of sexual insecurity.
I'm not even kidding.
Nope, nah, nuh uh. Factually untrue. Minimum 50% of those issues are due to....checks notes....yeesh, sorry...you had it right.
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It's not the fact that it's electric that makes it a piece of shit.
EDIT: Also, when you say go charge my battery "and watch", am I charging my watch or am I watching you while my battery charges? Why does my watch having a battery have to do with anything?
Right, it's the poorly cast aluminum frame and wheels. It's also the glued on body panels. Oh, and it's suuuper ugly.
Also the untreated steel panels that rust, the automatic trunk with no safety sensors that will chop your fingers off, the badly glued-on accelerator pedal that can easily slip off causing the pedal to get stuck... You know, the little things.
Dont worry! They fixed all that! The turd only needed a bit more polishing! Now its a diamond! Just be sure to only use the door frame as a vegetable peeler as that is what it's designed for.
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It's not really a truck, it is something else cosplaying as a truck. It was never build to haul real cargo.
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lol, I think it was more in the vein of: "watch me" rather than "charge your watch"
Is it a dangling modifier? I have no idea, I was never really good at grammar or whatever this is.
I hate to admit it, but that paint job upgrades it from "Ugly as all fuck" to "pretty ugly"
going with a triangle low-poly pattern is probably the only thing that can make the shape of the car make any sort of sense, i've never understood how the flat bare metal look is supposed to be appealing
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It's just mimicking dazzle camo.
You don't REALLY think it's been upgraded, the camo just tricks your brain into thinking it does...
Now this guy won't have to fear getting hit by a WWI-era torpedo anymore. Tesla owner 1, Kaiserliche Marine 0!
It's hilarious how many I see that are wrapped - the wrapped ones far outnumber unwrapped. Why did you pay so much for a stainless steel truck just to wrap it? If everyone is wrapping them, why bother with the heavy stainless steel?
I saw a meme the other day with one that was wrapped to look like an F-150. ... just....why? You can buy an electric F-150 if that's what you want.
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Imagine buying a $100k unibody "truck" and talking about somebody else's frame breaking. Also, that bale is likely around 900lbs, which you wouldn't need a very big truck for, regardless.
900lbs is 4 fat adults. My sedan could haul that.
I can attest my wife's 30 year old grandma car has enough oomph to help a truck and camper get unstuck from mud. That's gotta be at least 901lbs.
Cybertrucks being the ones where they had to save weight ON THE FRAME because their stupid stainless panels on the outside THAT DO NOTHING weigh so much.
stainless steel exoskeleton... if by exoskeleton you mean paneling, and by skeleton you mean cast aluminum frame everything is poorly glued to.
the vehicle is a fucking joke in every possible way, it's designed incompetence.
Wasn't it just yesterday that another cyberfarmer destroyed his air suspension with one hay bale?
was just thinking of that. IIRC the vents for the air suspension are in the bed, so hay can be sucked in, cloging the system.
It never gets old seeing these dumb fucks say "I love my truck but" and then showcasing an absolutely egregious design flaw. The deeper you dig the worse this shit-onion of a truck gets.
all it needed was a $5 air filter before the compressor to fix this.
Never underestimate Tesla's ability to cost-cut a key component that results in a fatal (sometimes literally) flaw.
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What the actual fuck.
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LMAO leave it to people who drive swasitcars to think that their short bed was actually the biggest bed in the world lolol
How does he think that it is a flex? Hay is a relatively light material. The real challenge would be a metal container containing a liquid substance a la multiple beer kegs. My dad's old Nissan Frontier once held multiple loads (heh) of paint and pulled a trailer full of cement packages without a hitch.
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Therein lies the issue. What is the point of a truck if it can’t haul? At that point, buy the car.
And not a SUV. Nobody needs those a normal car. Normal being European or japanese size
I drive plug in hybrid van because I have kids and dogs. Only time I ever use gas is when visiting my mom 1.5H away. Otherwise I am 99% using electric from my solar system. I wish apartment people had my ways to use electric but that might never happen or might take 50 years.
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It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.
Those ones though are heavy. Literally compressed to save space.
Hah, the .straw archiving format. While the square ones are .strawz
I have owned a round baler and made 1000's of them over the years, mine weighted around 800lbs/365kg for straw and up to 1000lbs/450kg for alfalfa per bale. Cows ain't kicking 1000lbs of alfalfa around nor should they. What a waste of feed and money.
But, one in the truck and towing 9 more on the trailer with a 2015 Dodge Ram Hemi around 30 miles per load......Fooken' amateurs.
We cut mixed grasses for "hay" . Some of the bales at the bottom that are from the last year we roll into their sleeping area for bedding and they go crazy and stomp them all over the place. Cows are scary powerful
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Actually, Cybercock is using cast aluminium frame which is nowhere near as strong as steel frame used in ALL other pickups.
But aluminum is lighter AND stronger to help this 6600lb+ truck be fast and agile! A guy i paid to tell me I'm right made a graph which shows aluminum number is bigger! Those other truck manufacturers that have thousands of years of collective engineering experience are fools next to my brilliance.
He wasnt kidding when he said its straight from the cyberpunk genre. Pretty junk designed to fall apart sold by a corpo that doesn't care.
It's basic metallurgy knowledge that cast aluminium is prone to fatigue cracks way faster than forged steel. In fact all cast metals tend to be more brittle.
Extruded aluminium you can often bend back and forth quite few times before it snaps. Cast aluminium will just start to crumble at the bend.
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I'm one-upping your one-upping.
Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.
That paint job looks like some crap 'limited edition' skin in a chance-box mil-sim shooter. Bad enough to fall for that crap in a game, but in real life? Lame.
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My 1st gen tundra does this with no issue, and I paid $1800 for it lol
That nasty roll is like 900lbs, most 4 banger trucks can handle that load
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Damn that bottom truck is sexy. The cybertruck looking like a car prototype makes shit from the 60s look futuristic.
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Why are these people trying to flex on...farmers without knowing anything about farmers (and how much their vehicles can carry)? Did they do a publicity stunt where they sourced a bale? Are they farmers who didn't have a vehicle before the cybertruck to do all the very vehicle dependent farm tasks? Or did purchasing the cybertruck convince them now's the time to break into farming?
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