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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Mr. Trump, SIR, you need water to wash that friggin' ORANGE off your skin. Upvotes to the left fellow patriots! smuglord

[–] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this is clearly discriminatory against the nation's growers

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

I am sick of these loose boxer shorts! I demand close, tight support for my member!

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

haha nice one c/fakenews... wait why is this in the normal news comm?

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

The Golden Showers Initiative

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Just signed an order to Make America’s Showers Great Again! No more weak and worthless water flow - my hair deserves the best! Biden’s low-pressure rules were a total disaster. Now, showers will be strong, powerful, and patriotic! Let it rain, folks! trump-feed

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

I'm laughing like a jackel watching as he does this kind of petty bullshit alongside world-chaotic economic policy.

I have no other response left. Stupidest timeline.

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Thousands of MAGA shower heads won't be flooding the market due to some sort of economic thing, I can't remember what.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

a-little-trolling Beautiful high pressured golden showers.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Tbf my parents have a really high pressure shower and it kicks ass. It makes my college shower seem less powerful than a stream of piss. My parents don't live in a desert though so it's not as much as an environmental issue