It's between a while since I've been Gottem'd like that
Man I always noticed this shit when I see a name mentioned in a greentext but I guess I am losing my touch
always-read-the-last-line-first master race
I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.
Dammit. Fuck you and well done!
I read the whole thing and said "I hate you. I hate you so much" out loud.
God damn it
Nobody ever thinks they'll get get until they got got. Fuuuck.
Holy shit did I just get got
I am betrayed
He can't keep getting away with this!
Got got
Like Rick-Rolled 'cept different.
But did she glitter?
😡
I don't get it.
The entire story is a buildup for anon to sing the lyrics of the song allstar by smash mouth.
Somebody-
It's pronounced "someBODY".
Ayentehshapasstoolinashayyyyydh
is how 12yo-me interpreted the next verse. I seldom englished back then
You could say you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed.
I don't think Guitar Hero even came out in Japan.
No it staid in the closet.
With Tom Cruise?
Yes.
I knew where this was going when her name was Nao.
Man i love these, that damn skies rim one of golden
Those aren't even the right lyrics
And when it doesn't work out, it's, "Hey Nao, hey Nao, don't dream, it's over."
"Wait! How did you beat me when I hit every note perfectly? I've never seen anyone use their whammy bar the entire time—just what in the hell was that?"
"Nao, that's what I call music."
You sonvabitch
You won the internet
> Greentext