Tomorrow is the Tesla earnings announcement too. I hope he ODs on ketamine.
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He absolutely could, it can cause cardiac arrest. He probably has a personal Dr Feelgood to keep him alive but one can hope 🤞
U would have to inject a pretty ludicrous amount to straight up die off of just ketamine lol.
That said best of luck to him accomplishing that
Comrade ketamine I'm waiting


honestly one of those times I just don't give a shit about the winner as long as the ratfuck loses. lmao get bent
Does that mean libs will ride this for the next few years saying
works?
When do they do any different?
True 
After each name is NP. Non partisan my ass!
Wisconsin Supreme Court seats are officially nonpartisan, but voters as well as the state’s party establishments routinely rally behind certain candidates based on their judicial philosophies and records.
Damn I’m kinda shocked
I don’t know how you manage to screw this up as the richest man on the planet but lmfao
Imagine literally paying people to vote for someone and they still lose lol
The fact he was paying people to vote turned alot of people off. There are a lot of civic-pilled people here, which, as you can see is a blessing and a curse.
It's extra dumb cuz it's a secret ballot. I could take Elon's money and then go vote for whoever the fuck I want.
l o l
Eat shit 
Doesn't matter, he's got thousands upon thousands of millions of dollars more lying around
lol. lmao even
Cool, so now can the Wisconsin democrats lock in and try suppressing the republican vote?
If electoralism actually works, then get your ass to gerrymandering. Start “randomly” purging voters.
What a loser lol
Elon Muskrat sheds millions and still manages to lose. It's a win-win for sure!
