Dude with incoherent but lightly commie themed politics flees to random Muslim country where he's briefly greeted as a hero but then ends up either dying from a rare cancer or unceremoniously immigrating back to the US to start a weird Trot party in Brooklyn.

What's next? Group of adventurists do a pretty based adventurism but then break up cuz they're really just a dysfunctional polycule and then they all spend 20 years in federal prison and all either become new born Christians or anti-vax hippy youtubers? Oh wait that's the Zizians.

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[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

What's next? Group of adventurists do a pretty based adventurism but then break up cuz they're really just a dysfunctional polycule and then they all spend 20 years in federal prison and all either become new born Christians or anti-vax hippy youtubers?

new date idea for the polycule

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

got close to freaking me out with the title - Hinkle is the maga-maupin fed, Jason Hickel is the somewhat good anthropologist

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Hinkle = Stinkle = the bad one

Hickel = Doesn’t rhyme = the good one

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hickel = ~~Doesn’t rhyme~~Sickle = the good one

[–] red_stapler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

curious-sickle

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty vulnerable and easy to manipulate if anyone needs a Patty Hearst.

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I don't think he'll be coming back to the USA for a while, he lives in Moscow now apparently. So we're already at that stage of the timeline where the esoteric figure lives in the ~~Soviet Union~~ Russia.