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Anon's calendar is incomplete (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 123 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.

[–] don@lemm.ee 105 points 5 months ago (2 children)

8 days in a week

Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

A summer long drink, the Pimm's cup is made with Pimm's No. 1 Cup, an English-style (clear and carbonated) lemonade, lemon or lime juice and various chopped garnishes, particularly apple, cucumber, orange, lemon, strawberry and mint or borage, though mint is more common. Ginger ale or ginger beer is used as a common substitute for lemonade. All liquid ingredients are added to a highball glass with ice, followed by garnishes.

Got me interested ever since I heard about it in Boardwalk Empire

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

regret.

(Kidding, it's delicious)

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Is it Pimm's o'clock already?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don’t get me started on Plurday

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I don’t get it

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The government disappeared Logsday. Just like they keep taking my dog's turds from my yard.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

no, sorry. the turd thing is me

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Yummy

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is almost definitely a shit post from /x/ targeting the mandela effect or similar.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could also just be a joke. Or both

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

All shit posts are jokes.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shit posts are not jokes. Shit posts are serious business.

[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 5 points 5 months ago

Implying jokes aren't serious business.... Puhlease

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's possible it's not a shitpost

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

It's possible it's a schizopost.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

We have forgotten

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

6 work days per week

Society improved since then

[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 23 points 5 months ago

one could also suppose that logsday was a free day, and the evil spooky shadow government removed it to make us work more

[–] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Penis Inspection Day is missing too.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 5 months ago

You had it weekly?

Ours was just once a year and often in the dark corners of the school. For privacy i think.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 26 points 5 months ago

Caturday is also missing 😿

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Anon missed log day...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 23 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn't been the same since. And didn't get me started on when bludini vanished.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that's when I got mad

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.