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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 54 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The government disappeared Logsday. Just like they keep taking my dog's turds from my yard.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

no, sorry. the turd thing is me

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is almost definitely a shit post from /x/ targeting the mandela effect or similar.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could also just be a joke. Or both

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shit posts are not jokes. Shit posts are serious business.

[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 5 points 5 months ago

Implying jokes aren't serious business.... Puhlease

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's possible it's not a shitpost

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 months ago

It's possible it's a schizopost.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 months ago

We have forgotten

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.