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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 5 days ago

straight to jail.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 42 points 5 days ago

Yo my dude wtf

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 4 days ago

For Maximum Taste, add HP Brown Sauce.

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Psychotic. Terrifying. Beautiful.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Lotta lactose intolerant people put fruit juice on cereal. I tried it on a long cross-country trip with my wife - tastes pretty good, and no worries about milk going bad.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fruit juice should be refrigerated once opened and does go bad in several days

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Well we're still alive and well, what can I say.

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Such a shame people are so bigotted. Ramsey is an absolute fantastic actor and I can't imagine any other actor their age getting Ellie's character so spot on.

That being said, the thought of orange juice in my cereal makes my teeth hurt.

I first saw her as Lady Mormont in game of thrones and knew she was going places

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[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago

She eats cereal like she's actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 50 points 5 days ago

I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 42 points 5 days ago (5 children)

When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 5 days ago (10 children)

People love making arbitrary food rules. Eat whatever tastes good, so long as no one's hurt.

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[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My mom had the same rule about milk. She said if you were running a fever, the milk would "curdle in your stomach" and make you nauseous. Your stomach is acidic. Milk always curdles in your stomach.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Well, I've got cereal at home and bought some orange juice yesterday and it's roundabout breakfast time, so... wish me luck.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago
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[–] itsyaboiboi@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This might be sardonically called atrocity, which is considerably better than the status quo, that being a literal atrocity.

[–] Elkot@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle...isn't that right Americans

[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago (13 children)

The chemist in me is so sad 😞 what’s wrong with the microwave for heating water? That’s it’s one job in life

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (11 children)

I think they believe we’re heating the cup with the tea bag in it or smth, instead of just heating water. Idk. It’s lunacy.

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Don't pick on them. They only get 110v inches/pound power. They'll write you an angry note on letter sized paper.

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[–] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Regardless of taste that much sugar is a sure path to early diabeetus.

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Honestly, i did this with muesli and apple juice for years. Only thing that stopped me was finding out how awesome and cheap i can make my own oat milk at home with and the ridiculous sugar apple juice added.

OJ is kinda tangy though, that wouldn't work... Apple was far mellower

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[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 18 points 5 days ago (6 children)

That's how they knew she was autistic.

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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Once upon a time when I was still in probably about middle or high school, my mom for some reason got a bug up her ass about how much milk we were using and decided she would go on "strike" and stop buying milk.

So one day I came downstairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Finding no milk in the fridge, I just kind of shrugged and grabbed a 2L bottle of root beer and poured that over my cereal while she watched.

Her strike ended really quick after that.

Root beer cereal wasn't terrible. I can't remember exactly which cereal it was, but we usually had fairly plain options, Cheerios, corn flakes, Chex, etc. usually nothing frosted, fruity, etc. I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but if you ever find yourself contemplating soda as an alternative cereal liquid, I do think root beer is probably your best bet.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Did she play The Flash as well?

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