this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 15 hours ago

Clear sign of a confusing interface.

[–] Sl00k@programming.dev 91 points 1 day ago

Someone get her to Congress

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Oblivion NPC gets stuck in a loop. Next message is bound to be "I don't know you and I don't care to know you"

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] contrapunctus@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't even understand the joke until I saw this 😅

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

That's, that's chaos theory.

[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A few weeks later she finds a note in her kitchen... "you are not alone".

The next week a note on the fridge reads "They are watching you".

Two days later an angrily scribbled note is found on the stairs "do not sell them your chairs!"

More notes randomly appear, sometimes in familiar handwriting other times in a wild angry scribble ... "they are here at night" ... "they are fondling your chairs in the darkness" ... "I told you not to make a deal" ... "you and your chairs will suffer".

A week later Lorette Grace is admitted into hospital with severe CO poisoning.

^~(sounds familiar to anyone? ;-) )~^

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah, ive also noticed that you can't enclose content in parentheses and then use carets to raise the whole thing. Bummer.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Never read that thread on r/askalawyer... Or did I?

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sometimes I also ask myself questions. Like what have I done with my life. Never about the chairs I never had for sale though...

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And you may ask yourself "How do I work this?"

And you may ask yourself "Where is that large automobile?"

And you may tell yourself "This is not my beautiful house!"

And you may tell yourself "This is not my beautiful wife!"

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

its like getting text messages from that friend you don't remember making when you were blackout drunk last night

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

hey, the same shit happens to me! i thought i was the only one...

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that.. is that woman replying to herself more than a month later?

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Could be multiple years even..

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

She should break in and steal her chairs, and then call the cops on herself.

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Did she ever get some chairs?

This is what Split was based on