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Name: Emily
Nickname: Emmerly. Sometimes I sing "Emmerly and Ivory" to her π
Name: Charlotte
Nickname: Char-Char
I also refer to them as "The Sisters" or "The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters" since they are in fact sisters from the same litter and love staring at me, visitors, and each other π
A rare moment of them getting along outside of having fun playfighting:
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I have two void brothers.
Booker
Hollow
Both of them also get called
My partner and I ALSO have
Mister Man
and
BOISBOISBOISBOISBOISBOIS
!!!
We donβt have stinkybutt, but I do call them βpooperβ, and βpoo tubeβ
Name: Miso
Nickname: Dickhead, when he is stupid. Mate, when he isn't being an orange cat.
Her name is Beri. Nicknames: beko, bekos, or berko. As you can see in the pictures she's a low intelligence specimen.
The last pic has big "phone home" vibes π½
Sushi
My wife and daughter call her su or more commonly su-su
If she's in trouble then it's Sushi Maki Roll <Our last name>
I call her Stink Butt because she takes the smelliest poops I've ever had the displeasure of smelling and then doesn't bury them in the litter.
This is Oliver. I mostly call him:
Oh and my partner calls him Ollie.
Name: Blu
Nicknames:
General von Mackensen. They look like they fought in both world wars.
She fights every other cat she comes across.
...
And loses.
Aaah, true von Mackensen style
This is Zoe, aka Princess Zoe Peanut Butter Garbanzo
She got the name peanut butter from a delivery guy one day who was helping move in a new couch. She just went up to him friendly as can be and the delivery guy just went βhey peanut butterβ and the nickname stuck.
I had a cat named Buddy, and he would get up to a lot of mischief so we'd often refer to him as "the monster". Once you start calling your cat "Buddy monster" you'll find you're a very short distance from "monster of buddies I'm pulling your strings".
Here's Buddy after wrecking his Christmas-themed RV:
Scout
Who 99% of the time is Scooty.
She's occasionally called: Scootybutt, Scooterella, Scoots, Scootyscoots*, Scuttles, Scuttlebutt, Scoutster (only ever used by my mom lol), Scootypuff Senior (a la Futurama, but she's too old to be Junior. Scooty is 12.)
(*Edit: I should add that when using this one, it's always pronounced as "ScootySCOOOOOOOOOOOTS" in imitation of our friend who coined this while drunk.)
We pretty much only call her Scout at the vet
~~I'll add a picture when I get another break from work~~
Edit: pic tax
Looking guilty after I caught her licking a plastic bag
Asking for attention/if she can steal my chocolate croissant
"Helping" me work from home
We also have a Scout. We also call him Scoochy, Scoutabout, Scootums, and You-Motherfucker. He's orange and only uses his brief braincell time for evil. He once turned the gas stove on by himself.
Scoutabout and Scootums are both VERY good, we might have to start using those! π
My boy Mo
Or:
And probably dozens of other names I've appended Mo onto. He's a good sport about it.---
Edit: I just realized this was his first time outside after hip surgery. That's why his hair looks weird on the back half.
I'm losing it at Slow-Mo and Guiller-Mo
May I suggest, for when he is being a menace (I can tell this boy loves to be a menace)
Name: Aaron Purr
Nicknames: Biscuit Boy, Boffin, Little Babushka, Baaronki Paponski the Zoozahzonski, Bahba, the VP, Bisco Pisco Sour,
Miss Caligula, in keeping with a Roman naming tradition. Usually shortened to Cali, or more often than not just goes by kitty.
Possum. Her nicknames are:
Left: Alcatraz
Alcatraz became Darkness became Dennis. A three year old saying Darkness sounds like Dennis. His name is Dennis now.
Nicknames: Supermassive black hole, big black ass
Right: Ipso Facto
Nicknames: Ipso Catso, Ipso Fatso, jerk, Ipso Untrusto,
Two cats. Some of these are translated from my first language (I use it interchangeably with English with these two...)
The calico: Mew
The void: Tommy
Both:
Tommy is on a diet I promise
Poe, Po-po, Mr. Popo, Big Orange, Big Arnj (on his hip)
Truman, Troomers, Trumy, Boomer, Little Orange/Arnj
Truman2
Poe2
Styx, black (named after one of Plutos moons, not the 80s band)
Diesel, orange (named in memory of my friends cat)
Together they are Dieselbub and the Prince of Darkness. They are brothers from the same litter and we love them very much.
Edit: Gah! I just went upstairs and theyβre being adorable
Name: Nora
Nicknames: NΓΆrchen, Norora Borealis, The Baby, Guardgoyle, My Darling, MΓΌrzel
Nyx, but every cat I have is either "kitty" or lately "monkey"
I'm at work with a new-ish phone so I can't pay the cat tax, I don't take many pictures :/
No pictures, sorry. Got two of them. (Two of them)
Pistache (Pistachio, classic Calico tabby)
And, Earl Grey (Super chonky muted tuxedo tabby)
Fully Loaded Potato is perfection.
Mimo, memes, mats shmickelson when eating, captain zeiksnor when annoying and sjattepoemel when sweet.
Sabrina -> Bree -> The Cheese -> Cheesy
Scruffy aka Big Boy. Since i can't seem to upload, he has no teeth and a floppy ear. When he arrived on my doorstep 6 years ago, his fur was matted, his mouth bloody and inflamed (stomatitis, which got his teeth pulled) and he has a BB permanently lodged in his side from some asswipe that shot him. About 16 pounds.
Snuggles, Struggles, and Franny.
Although we've started calling Struggles by new names such as Yappy Jackie, Gob, and Screamer.
Polina aka Apollinaria Cassiopeia last name aka Sackratte (imma let you ecose that).
She's tiny, she's a drama queen and if you pet her the wrong for 3 picoseconds, you'll get the teeth.
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Name: ToeKnee
Nickname: Tony
Name: Nomi
Nickname: Nerbals (among many, many others)
Name: Toffee (left)
Nicknames: Toff, Choff, Meatball, Lil Sis
Not nicknames but things she is: a gremlin, smooth-brained, a domestic terrorist, a princess, just a baby.
Name: Muddy Buddy (right)
Nicknames: Muddy, Buddy, Mudster, Pudster, Putty, Big Sis, Muddy Monster, Mud Bud,
Things she is: a big girl, a spooky ghost, a sad baby.
This is Luna. Her nicknames include: Stinky Lady, Baboona, Beepy Boopa, Loons, Lunar. Plus more that I'm sure I'm forgetting.
The standard issue one is Morpheus, and the orange is his younger sister (from a different litter) Avocado Toast. Together they are the international pop duo Morphy and Toasty (don't have anything sillier than that, though I will try to use any that get suggested).
Lubochka / Lulu / Bochka / Bobo / Booboo / Bober / Boober / Luboo / Bochkin
Not a cat, but I adopted a dog whose name was Doc. I started calling him Docky and that became Ducky and then he started responding to that so now thatβs his name.
He has a brother named Dexter that I obviously call Goose lol
This is Izzy.
AKA Isabella, Queen Isabella Greypelt, Izzy Busy, Isabella Busy Boo, The Puke Monster and The Monochromatic Quadropus. At least one of those has one of those inane songs to go with it.
