martine

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[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Yet another man who doesn't know how to wash his own ass smdh

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Aww baby ๐Ÿฅน maybe she'll just be lightly toasted.

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

LinkedIn Lunatics ๐Ÿ˜…

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why am I getting Christian Mingle from this

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Pillow Prince(ss) looking for a Sugar Parent

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Oh this is for sure the teaser pic for his OnlyPaws

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A fool on a fool's errand ๐Ÿ˜น

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

This one got an actual lol from me

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

My little blue point was a foster! Idk how someone could have abandoned this precious baby at 2 weeks.

Sansa is so beautiful and majestic! ๐Ÿ’–

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

These would definitely be Oliver's.

Tinder

Grindr

Bumble

 

And which app(s) would they be on?

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

"they use their paws as tongues on us!"

[โ€“] martine@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Loling at the Predator sounds, it's so true. I think she is definitely having a conversation with you!

 

Or maybe top three if you can't choose (none of us can choose)

 

How did they come in to your life, what was your connection like, what made them different from other cats? Are they still with you, if not how do you cope with the loss? Photos appreciated too obvs.

 

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Edit: omg everyone please reply to each other with suggested additional nicknames

 

volume on for little slurps and smacks (and some light background tv noise, sorry)

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