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[–] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Finally, I can follow those threaded intellectual debates on the Internet without scrolling!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago
[–] scytale@lemm.ee 133 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

damn that would be gnarly

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 110 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] dawnslayer@moist.catsweat.com 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAN

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How do you know op is gay?

Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He doesn't have a dog house.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That's logic.

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sorry for ruining the plot

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

Long man will go down in history as a legend perhaps even a god

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With that you can maybe read a whole part of a java stacktrace!

[–] jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You'll still need dual monitors if you want to read the whole class names.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer... I understand everything that I'm supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

just get the base version of bay12games, it will scale just fine!

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Yeha this is perfect. And he can get one of those flipper boxes too

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

"I'm looking for a game that has the aspect ratio of a person"

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

I could definitely put the Smoke On The Water tabs up there.
For when the ladies come over.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

You just need more monitors to make a normal aspect ratio!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The tower sitting on the edge corner there is triggering my anxiety

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can finally display all the codes

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now you see, this is the kind of display you need to play the Laterally Unplayable Factorio Challenge

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ikaruga would be perfect for you!

(I remember putting my square CRT TV on its side for this game's vertical mode lol)

Emulating DS titles with your screen like that is pretty neat

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Seriously though, there’s a lot of bullet hell that are suddenly available to you, on a screen like that.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I legit want this for reviewing logs.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I made a kind of T-Fighter setup
In the middle a high and wide horizontal screen and on each side a virtual screen for logs or header files

Imho that's just perfect

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Full screen jump king?

[–] Sickduck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Astroids. Gotta see those stones from miles away.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Try mobile games

[–] hlqxz@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

As a 21:9 enjoyer I feel the pain

youtube shorts

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you fullscreen a game, particularly a first person shooter, what do you see at the upper and lowermost bounds? Can you see behind yourself with a fisheye setting?

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[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was thinking SimTower.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Raiden 5, or similar vertical shooter. Maybe pinball would be cool too.

[–] tiles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Downwell lol

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