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What world do these people live in? I just can't imagine this is a issue and i imagine that passing a law like this will just lead to kids definitely shitting in litter boxes because breaking the law is fun, imagine the court case of a kid dressed like a cat and pissed in a box.. straight to jail

Fascists are so stupid, they start to believe their own propaganda. Can't even remember, or at least be bothered to remember, that they made this up to scare normies.

Other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the human race through a means of natural biological development

Does that forbid earrings as well? They're non-biological extensions/modifications of the human body.

I feel they put more effort into coming up with an acronym that into planning the actual act. I’m pretty sure in the early 90s punk phase people wore collars for fashion too.

How about focusing all this effort and passing a bill to prevent officers being pussies during an active shooter situation like in Uvalde??

The law defines "non-human" behavior "any type of behavior... [not typically] displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species,"

NATHON!! STOP ACTING LIKE A HOMO ERECTUS YOU NEANDERTHAL!

also im pretty sure "human" means 'under the homo genus' not 'homo sapien' but its not like it matters to them

Surgical means‽

Also why are they legislating about this. Texas schools have real problems like gun violence and illiteracy. Furries and animal role play are just things some people have always done that don't really harm anyone and given how they persist across so many cultures and times could actually be considered a natural behavior of homo sapiens like parrots' mimicry

But you can lick yourself and others for… other purposes?

Oh boy, the fascists have really done it now: they're going after the beastpeople! Beware its poisonous spittle!

So can’t dress as a Republican?

Kinda like this one I know the litter shit is bullshit. Though we all knew those annoying ass kids in school.

Fuck how the heck they find double entendre.acronyms for any shit they pull. Coincidentally eat shit assholes what the fuck did those poor people do to you? I don't consider myself a furry but have friends that does.

Rent free.

Forbid child to play animals, they will do it when grow up, just see how much Trump likes to be Putin’s dog.

Republicans are fucking weirdos.

Make reactionaries angry at this law by saying it bans children from wearing fur.

A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets

what kind of kinky ass school mascots do Texans have

Furries are the ultimate dorks. I know I am very furry affiliated and most of my friends are furries... but this makes being a furry badass nyao.

I always tell people, that they won't stop at LGBTQ+ people, and will eventually go into persecuting other subcultures.

What is it with them and this absolute conviction that kids are pretending to be cats, it's literally not happening and yet they're upset about it.

If they are going to make things up and then be upset about those made up things can they not come up with something less weird than kids being cats? Why not be upset about all the Dark Lords in schools, or the uptake in alien abductions?

I bark at them using my very human vocal cords (I don't even have any other). Prove me on court that I was not using human vocal cords to bark. Or maybe I was using totally non-human made recording-speaker device?

Or maybe my 1.7m tall fursuit was designed to be weared by my cat? No way even lololong house cat could be that big. (lie, I don't own a fursuit, in any size, but point still apply).

Oh I know! Some tailed buttplugs were totally designed for pets and it is all about being pet care!