In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
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Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Maybe you die in a dark room
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Nihilistic fruit
Mind control cereal
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Jesus Christ, that'll be gruesome...
If it's on camera you'll be hugely famous
It will be a hell of a party!
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.
He died doing what he loved!
Ceasefire Violation?
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
Derogatory slur
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Raptured by the One True Dog
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The fucking Russians, of course.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Furiously stroking my willy.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
exit 0
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.