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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is the panchen lama still imprisoned in China? How will they find the next Dalai lama?

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

He is most probably dead.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Theres only so many places with concentrations of tibetan buddhists. it wont be India, china, or tibet. That leaves Mongolia or Russia.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (5 children)

My insane prediction:

The next Dalai Lama will be born to the one random Tibetan Buddhist family living in a small town in rural Alabama.

Of course, is I was the Lama, I would throw a curve ball and come back as transgender Nigerian woman, just to mix things up.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

unlikely, he clearly said, free world.

[–] Padit@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not Alabama, but there is a Lama from Minnesota

That doesn't rhyme tho.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Just wondering, is he gonna have a father that sells propane and a Laotian GF?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 7 hours ago

I thought he was born in Arlen, TX?

[–] 0xLorien@lemm.ee 0 points 3 hours ago

If you ascribe to the idea that the Dalaï Llama is/was a cia operative, and a sort of bridge/conduit between the interests of East and West, this sets up quite the “lottery” for where power may shift.

Because his followers are quite far and wide, not just of “race” (and I use that very loosely), it creates a very powerful base that will follow a sort of leader.

Interesting timing, especially since his long time friend the Aga Khan just passed away.

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

"Little Buddha" staring Bridget Fonda , chris Isaak and Keanu Reves in black face

[–] MooseyMoose@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Planning on international child trafficking this time? Quite progressive abduction policy. Fucking Catholic Buddhist child abusers. How is it they get a pass? "Oh that whole tongue sucking thing was just a joke!" SMDH

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Catholic buddhist?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago

Shit, they're onto me.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 66 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I guess that rules out the US.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 31 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

At the rate things are going, the kid's gonna need to be born off-planet.

He's actually making a political statement, imho, though. He's attempting to prevent China's inevitable attempt to replace him with one of their own.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago

China already took custody of the young Panchen Lama, who plays an integral part in identifying the reincarnated Dalai Lama.

I'd say their attempt to replace him is more than inevitable -- it's already underway.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Ironically musk starting a servitude-built Mars colony and then the next religious leader that can just exist in a vacuum without dying or breathing is born there or something, is basically where I’m putting my faith in this timeline I live in; because it appears logic and human compassion were cool ideas when more people were using psychedelic drugs.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Well, I was born before things really went south, for example. He didn't specify it had to be "free" currently...?

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Alright first one to Suck my tongue is the next Dalai Lama!

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[–] Kanzar@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh that's cheeky. China has control of the current Panchen Lama, don't they?

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago

Yeah they disappeared him and his family when he was just 6 years old, then announced a loyalist the new Panchen Llama. That was 30 years ago.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hm, I think he failed his magic spell and we got DALL-E and Llama instead.

[–] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

He becomes AI and is free -- free of a physical body and physical limitations

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