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[–] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Got almost 5k hours between the two Ark games. About 4k of those are me playing by myself lmao

Dunno what it is but I fucking love that game

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I've got a couple games with stats like that; and I do play them a lot... but I think a big slice of the time is that I often leave the game open basically all day while dipping in and out to do other things.

The play time is ticking up, but I'm having lunch, or doing laundry, or clearing the house or whatever; and I come back to the game when I'm done.

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah the amount of hours I've clocked because of 1 hour of play, pause to do task, get busy and then go to bed, next day after dinner sit down to game and unpause. Bang 20 hours for 1 hour of play.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

uh, factorio just hits the neurons right, idk what to tell you.

Minecraft just hits my autism where it hurts. I'm a simple man, you entertain my neurons, and i will be happy.

[–] Spider89@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

May I suggest Valkyria Chronicles?

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 50 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

one of my steam friends has a program that farms steam hours, just for the shock factor

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 22 hours ago

this is considered strange behavior in my house

[–] Zanudous@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Sooo Furry Hitler 2 is not as good as Furry Hitler 1?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 21 hours ago

The sex scenes have fewer fetishes

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The fact that he does this is the shock factor.

[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

On the other hand I purge friends from my list regularly because I feel too shy

Like aw no they are gonna perceive me

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

Rust can take while to load. I swear a few hundred of those hours were AFK.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 29 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Steam just tracks how long the program is running. My old rig played Dark Souls 3 24/7 sometimes because the .exe file would glitch and stay open until I manually terminated it. I averaged 168 hours a week coming back from a 2 week vacation once.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You let your PC run through 2 weeks of vacation?

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

It normally would go on sleep mode and be off anyway so I hadn't noticed it was on when I left. That was how I learned that the .exe would just stay running and not allow things to shut off normally when idle.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, my friend has this same issue. She has been playing The Sims 4 for like seven months now.

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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Leaving a game running in the backvround while doing other things still adds up

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

I have several hundred hours in PAYDAY 2 because I didn't have heat one winter and the main menu kept my room warm lol

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i have 1200h in skyrim, 1000 of which i clocked in because as pre-teen who was yet to learn that being trans is a thing i unknowingly used it to escape dysphoria. can't feel bad if i'm spending most of my days as male cat, the chosen one at that!

[–] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 1 points 12 minutes ago

I too use Skyrim for dysphoria therapy! Although my dysphoria is less intense and just linked to... gestures broadly

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if basically every person with over 1k hours in a game isn't seeking some sort of escapism, not counting the anomalies like people leaving servers running etc.

I suppose every minute in a game is escapism of some sort, but escapism from dysphoria or something else significant, I think would be common.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I don’t think you need 1k hours to indicate games are being used as an escape. It could be a social thing where a group plays regularly and has invested time in the group and world such as Starcraft or WoW. I don’t disagree at all that games can be an escape for people with life issues, I just don’t know if hours invested is a great indicator. I’ve got over 3k in one game, but that’s mostly because it’s got quick rounds, I can start and stop between other things with no penalty, it’s been out for 4 years, and I still find it fun. The time adds up.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A typical working year is approximately 2,000 hours, just for context.

That is nuts.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woo, means I can officially add Warframe to my work experience (2.7k)!

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I know I guy that put Overwatch among his experiences. It was for an IT position and he contextualyzed it as some kind of acquired soft skill.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I strongly believe that video games are underappreciated in just how much they help us develop certain skills.

I'm talking long-term planning, resource distribution, tactics, hand-eye coordination, teamwork, skillset comprehension and task allocation based on it, language skills, interpersonal skills (ironically), and can even serve as a font of self-knowledge if one dives deep enough!

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Yea, no. It surely has some positive, just like pretty much anything. But if you look at it as something you do instead of something else, you start accumulating a lot of negatives.

There's no way any fine motor skill is somehow more developed than, say, playing almost any sport, that involves more than just two hands, and a similar thing can be said as far as teamwork and resilence goes.

On the fantasy side you have to compete with reading or, more broadly, studying.

It probably wins against binge watching b-rated tv series or idlessly watching TV, but if you get the wrong tytle you won't bring home that much value. (Say you are stuck playing COD on a loop).

I think an healthy varied diet of activities and stimuli is still the way for getting the best out of life.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

A study once showed that pro gamers did actually have better reaction times than professional athletes of other types.

As far as the other stuff in their list, though, games are too shallow to have any weight towards experiencing the real life equivalent of their themes.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I respect your opinion, and the fact that it differs from mine:))

I think it very much depends on the game. Some reflex-based games most certainly compete, same with a lot of team-based games and story-focused ones. Some even excel at this, it all depends on the intention behind them. I can personally say that having played a lot of strategy and management games has helped me to develop palpable planning and management skills, of which I've made ample use while I held a Project Manager position, as an example.

[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 1 points 1 hour ago

My teenage years were spent in Warcraft III. I sucked at it, I'm terrible at multitasking.

It could very well be that you were already good at that and that translated both into enjoying strategy game and succeeding as a Project Manager.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I only have 16,000 hours on record for Eve online. it's ok I guess, not sure I'd recommend it.

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[–] macisr@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

The only game I have that many hours in is because I left it open the whole day while I was working to take 5 minute breaks to play it.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (13 children)

My friend just shared this with me: screenshot from Steam showing a playtime of 8000 hours for Final Fantasy XIV

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] gamer@lemm.ee 2 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

FFXIV released in 2013. That's ~12 years ago, which is about 105,120 hours of human existence.

105,120/28,625 = 3.6723144104

Meaning you've played an average of 3 hours and 40 minutes per day, every day, for the past 12 years (and that's a slight under count because the game hasn't hit its 12th anniversary yet)

That's 5585 hours MORE than a full time 40hr/week job; nearly 3 whole years of pure labor.

All I have to say is congratulations, you beat the hardest game there is: capitalism. Enjoy your furry weeb paradise, friend.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 41 minutes ago

I appreciate the praise but it belongs to someone else

My most played is 250 hours for a game from 2008

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 22 hours ago

Omg, I'll share this with them and say they have rookie numbers haha

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[–] nick@midwest.social 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I have like 3700 hours in factorio, but I also leave it running when I’m not around… like an idle game

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[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have over 1,900 hrs on Deep Rock Galactic.

The key is persistence.

Rock and Stone! oT

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[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I leave the game running at night while I sleep

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

why not put your computer to sleep?

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

I honestly don't get it. I've been playing the same game for about three months of real time now and clocked in about 120 hours. I didn't play anything else and and it's consuming most of the time I have to myself. The game is Witcher 3.

Now, that means every 1000 hours would take me 25 months or just over two years of playing a game exclusively. Probably more since my data above includes my Christmas vacation, which was quite lengthy. No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life. I could play so many shorter better games.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 1 points 59 minutes ago

No single game is good enough to take such a big place in my life

You obviously never played Warcraft 3 between 2004 and 2014.

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