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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

It hurt itself in its confusion!

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I had to verify that this is a real story because of how batshit insane it is, and, well, yes, apparently it is. :(

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article300433159.html

The married, 27-year-old Collins Avenue condominium owner gave “plumber” as his occupation to arresting officers

Not only is he a racist asshole, and murderous asshole, but he's also a landlord, hence, triple asshole.

The only saving grace here was this chucklefuck was as bad at killing people as he is at basic common sense and decency. The guy is literally a storm trooper.

[–] fallowseed@lemmy.world 116 points 3 days ago (3 children)

my guy looks a little like mona lisa with similar ambiguity of expression. no matter where you stand in the room, he thinks you're palestinian.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's got a bit of that patented Mr Beast Combo of vacant gaze and simulated smile, too.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pat Bateman vibes. No smile in the eyes. They Dead

[–] babypigeon@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the most hilarious comment I've read in a while. Thank you!

[–] fallowseed@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

that means i've reached my biannual quota of hilarious comments-- and so soon into 2025, see you in 2027 lemmy! 👋 (me realizing biannual is twice a year.. its too late)

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Biannual is two years. Half a year is semiannual.

[–] babypigeon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's unfair that bimonthly and biweekly can mean either or, but biannual gets to be specific. I say we banish it to ambiguity like the others.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

No, those follow the same rule.

[–] babypigeon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I could never keep those straight.

[–] Thrashy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Mona Lisa's eyebrows may have faded with time, but his appear to have migrated down onto his eyelids, somehow.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somehow someone's gonna blame this on Hamas.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Moments after being shot, the Israeli man who was the victim of the shooting took to social media and wrote, “My father and I went through a murder attempt against anti-semitic background.” He finished his social media post with the words, “Death to Arabs.”

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude is literally an Arab Jew. Wow. You can't make this shit up.

Blinded by hatred seems applicable here. 😔

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Florida man gonna do Florida man shit.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

less a florida man and more a zionist terrorist. He went out to "hunt" palestinians with a gun. In the US.

[–] ubergeek@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

That sounds like a Florida man.

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you think when he went to the barber he specifically asked to look like a ventriloquist dummy who is also a sex criminal, or was this just the best he could do?

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Presumably, at some point they needed a real life reference to make the first dummy from.

So...

[–] otto@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

Nothing like a little hate crime to get social media all abuzz

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Shot at the victims 17 times. He didn't hit them 17 times.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

That’s his best “My bad.” expression.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He had gun. They look like other.

1+1= shoot.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Won't be the last case with these kinds of radicalized assholes.