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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sounds pretty on brand for Duchovny at that time lol

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

He did Playgirl after all πŸ˜‚

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was that before or after the Red Shoe Diaries?

I literally only know this bc of Modern Family lol

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Wait, is playgirl real? I thought it was a joke.

Well, the joke is that it was mostly gay men buying it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You thought the story was a joke? Or you don’t think the magazine existed?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you know whats worst?! In our day in time I would still fuck mulder

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ma'am, the queue to ride is over here.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

is there fast pass for this ride?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Somehow I know of doubt much has changed lol

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Then definitely don't watch Californication.

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

It's basically a documentary about himself

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or Red Shoe Diaries, people kinda forgot that his big role before X-files was just softcore porn.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago

Entire show about how Hollywood amplifies the worst qualities in everyone.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

All this lounging smh

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, have you seen Californication?? He’s the whorest of whores.

[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Wasn’t the show partly a bio pic for him?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He definitely fucked the posters mom. She’s bitter he didn’t call back

I think he fucked everyone in that class. Whoreishly

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn’t he go into rehab for sex addiction at one point?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 20 points 1 year ago

David, you ho.

One person's negative is another person's positive I guess.

[–] SwordInStone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

teacher assistant

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

He didn't lounge, he sauntered vaguely

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 7 points 1 year ago