They're hiding how old and decrepit they look.
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Looking tanned can be a stereotype about being rich and successful ("from the elite"), can be about being hardworking ("from the people"), can be about being energetic and decisive (strength, efficiency).
Anyway, their cosmetics don't yet look uglier than those from Russian "council of the federation" photos.
Seems not the most important thing. Having bad taste is not a crime.
Man! I've been rich and successful my entire life! Specially in summer! It don't feel like it though. Speaking of which, I've watched a ton of porn and I can tell that nipples tend to be the total opposite.
It’s not very effective.
No, see it's like a chameleon: it's for blending into their surroundings. Their natural habitat is most likely... uh ... a faux leather seat from the 60s? Or some old slightly off color wood paneling. Get them in their hunting ground and all you will see is a telltale shimmer against the backdrop...
Skin tone #1
Trump must have spray tanned his dick.
Orange is the new white!
Because they are not white at heart. They are orange like no one really is.
Seeing Cheryl Hines there makes the “episode is over and Larry David is screwed” music play in my head.
America is Larry David
Wow I did not recognize her or know she was married to the Crypt Keeper. That's wild
Yep, lost a ton of respect for her. She said she'd divorce RFK Jr if he backed Trump. Now here she is mere feet away from him in the oval fucking office.
Agent Orange And The Orangutan Invaders...
MTG's face always reminds me of one of those old school puffy catcher's mitts.
They're Terminators, but from the Idiocracy universe
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, shitty spray-on tanner, everything. Very hard to spot.
"Mirroring". They are cowards who want to look like Dear Leader...
this executive order brought to you by BronZee: fake tanning mousse for a fake democracy!
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For some reason this makes me think of the movie "They Live"?
The spray tan mafia
Orange nid strain of gene stealers cultist.
They must be mainlining V8 juice to stay healthy
Ugly and evil.
They think it makes them look human
It's radiation poisoning from being near their glowing turd of a leader. They're ghouls.
Brawndo, of course!
Lol, w/ a Gumby Reagan portrait in the background...
This is picture violate rule 2 from this magazine.
Because their orange cunt's jizz is orange.
They all look like Bethesda NPCs