If a straw has one hole a shirt has two.
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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This is how I learned to stop misspelling necessary: your shirt has one collar and two sleeves.
Thanks, I'm the perfect kind of dumb that I will remember this while forgetting how to spell nessicary every time.
so, nessacery?
Should we discuss fingerless gloves?
Nah, no point in talking about pure fiction, mate.
handerpants are real and you cant tell me otherwise
I prefer this copy
That’s clearly a button down, which is: wraps around and two arm holes.
I could have done without this knowledge
what’s interesting is that topologically, shirts only have 3 holes. so you’re entering one hole and then, shortly afterwards, leaving that hole in addition to the two other ones.
You forgot the holes for the buttons.
If it's afull button up then it's only got 2 holes, plus all the button holes.
Topologicall, my shirts often have more than 3 holes.
same unfortunately
Topologically, you're entering and exiting the 3 holes.
this guy doesn't even know about the 3 holes!
Gigity.
Topologically a definition of a hole is so far removed from everyday life that I can't helpt but see people bringing it up as anything but extremely disingenuous pendats.
Same with jeans if you're a lucky enough dude.
The presidency has been kidnapped by clowns.
Are you a lucky enough dude to resuce the presidency?
Wait until you learn about zip-up onesies and how they break mathematics.
You've piqued my interest. You got some o' them links?
Sure, here's a pretty good high-level overview to at least get you started:
It's still a very new field, so I think there are more questions than answers, at this stage.
Does the zip make a difference??
I mean...you tell me?
tl;dr: I'd call it a pretty big fucking difference. It changes the math completely.
Like a funky fabric birth.
it doesnt even go all the way through, it just edges there until you pull out
This is my hole, it was made for me!
Technically, it's going out of 4 since you never put your whole body through the first hole.
For some reason I thought this was about human bodies at first
I also thought it was a sex reference