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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if trump wants peace

Hahahahahahaha

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Gaza is beachfront property.

Gaza-lago incoming.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Soon: "All those Cubans have to be displaced to Mexico!"

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I actually didn't realize that Israel is about the size of New Jersey... I always assumed it was bigger.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everything outside at the United States is really small

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

90% of Canadians on the US border so you could argue most of Canada isn't habitable for large populations.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Sure, but it's not what you do with it, it's the size that counts

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Florida is also stolen land. I like this solution the best:

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Suoko@feddit.it -2 points 2 years ago

That's good, time to learn a bit of history now, and a lot of manners.

Otherwise we'll end up with this future: 2124, US invades Mexico (apparently with no reason but actually after years of conflicts) and Palestinians kick Israelis people away to play a never ending tennis match.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

promptly executive by the house of saud

[–] Birdie@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know, if that all powerful god of theirs wants the Zionists to have their own land, he should just poof a land of milk and honey out in the middle of the ocean. He could move the temple too, if he wanted.

That way everyone could live in peace.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, in fairness they should have been given Germany for obvious reasons but Europeans didn't want the Jews there so they "let them" have Palestine.

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

israel is just another honkey settler colonial state

honkeys hate themselves so much, and hate admitting that they hate themselves so much, that they've come up with antisemitism--an arbitrary designation of a group of honkeys as "non-honkey"--and are in the process of trying to convince the entire rest of the world that everything is their fault (instead of every honkey country's)

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

eh. antisemitism is older than the invention of whiteness, so i dont think this makes any sense.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Aside: WTF is that cover photo? Is Trump dancing? Is it supposed to look like he's trying to throw a punch?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago

It’s the time when Trump danced in a befuddled reverie for twenty minutes at a rally instead of continuing his planned speech. Trump inner-circle members called his performance “electrifying”.

[–] Mucki@feddit.org 2 points 2 years ago

It's a meme dance, nothing to worry about.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The Palestinians have yet to gift him the golden limb of one of the many obliterated children, so it's not likely.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Second time's a charm? Is that what I'm reading?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

LOL yeah, like that toddler wants anything but money and attention.