'whataboutism'

I would just shock people when they're lying online. That's it.

They can do it to people in person, but no more sock puppets or disingenuous BS on the internet. No more people taking credit or talking about their cousin who for real died from a mote of fentanyl dust.

Rural Amerikkkans telling me how much they need their car

"You don't agree with the US foreign policy, you must be a bot"

”Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

Tankie

“Deg#nerate”

Nobody with good opinions uses that word

I would not do that.

politically correct / sjw / virtue signal / woke / whatever it's called next

The "human nature" argument. Idk why this line of argument pisses me off more than others. It just feels disingenuous on too many layers maybe.

Anyways I feel like I've seen it come up a lot in the last few days. It would be funny to see if the ones arguing it can be classically trained into abandoning it

Putin

Mostly because it would be funny

"Females"

Any time somebody talks about politics through the lens of 'tribalism' or boiling ideology down to a 'my team their team' situation.

when you open a tab or a browser or an app 🌩

Whenever someone says CCP... extra volts to the balls if they say "the international community", "regime" or any other geopolitical buzzwords they've pulled out their ass...

"market forces" or just "market"

"i'm into electroplay"

Yeah no/mindpalace/this rules/it's lit

"Bot" when encountering cognitive dissonance.

Whenever someone misuses the word "logic" to mean "reason(albe/ing) because they don't know what logic is, which would make the word almost unused. Would be so nice.

I would make it some random very uncommon word that everyone knew, then people who like being shocked could say it whenever they want. This would be my great gift to humanity.

"Webinar".

My work email address. Everytime someone composes an email to me they'd have to decide "is this question worth the mild electrical shock or could I just Google this?" and I'd honestly take a pay cut to make this happen.

If you respond to what you want the other person to have said instead of what they actually said, thats a zappin

Variations of “I’m going to play devil’s advocate”

It covers annoying ass contrarians and people who want to watch the movie