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Ideal beach body (lemmy.world)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago

Sand repellent anus

a guy who looks like he’s about to take off, behind him is what looks like a giant smokey fart on fire. reply from monobeartheater: this was my desktop background in 2004 it's just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

[–] CHKMRK@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

Gotta practice the sideways walk until summer

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What's your problem with anus sand??

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well for one, my body doesn't do anything cool with it like make pearls

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How long did you hold on to it?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmm good point. Lost track when I showered I guess...

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try adding more sand

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This guy pearls.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Skill issue. Don't let big mollusk dominate the pearl industry.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swam in the strong currents of Aruba once. The water was so powerful it was like getting violated by Poseidon himself. I had sand up there for days.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a good or bad thing?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Most certainly not. The force of the waves easily exceeded my capacity for clenching.

Moral of the story is get the sandproof anus upgrade.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

carcinization?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm 2/3 of the way there

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Arm flaps? Check.

Sand-repellant anus? Check.

Just need that lobster claw and I'm all set for the summer!

[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 1 points 1 year ago

sand repellent anus?