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Obviously satire, dozy wankers
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.
While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.
You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.
And theyโd still call that a biscuit.
This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.
Americans take things far too seriously.
Is it a grape or a green olive? That will tell you if it's a traditional American meal.
I'm sorry. I guess we should be imbibing the cuisines of the countries we conquered in the past and calling it our own.
Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Yeah you would. This will be the first course at the Trump inauguration banquet.
And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???
Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting
He never brought a pot of beans.. lol
Why? Not enough sugar?
If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.
what beans have you been eating probably heinz maybe buy good beans
Ugh no, Heinz beans are beyond foul (tbh most Heinz stuff is gross - the US version of their tomato ketchup is practically a dessert topping at this point) but dude I have eaten lots of UK beans from many different places, they just like their beans sweet and syrupy. It doesn't really make the list of English Food Crimes (minted mushy peas, boiled sprouts, drowning an entire fucking seven-dish dinner in brown gravy what is WRONG with them). I guess I can see why people would like it? I just find it deeply unpalatable.
look you can insult the mushy peas and boiled sprouts go ahead only old people eat that stuff anyway but don't you ever dare to insult gravy it's the nectar of the gods and a roast dinner without at least half a jug of nice thick gravy just isn't complete lovely meaty fatty juices
I guess that's fair, it's not like the individual dishes have enough flavour to warrant being able to taste them individually anyways so there's no real harm done by drowning it all in meat syrup...
sounds like you just can't cook they can all be very delicious on their own the gravy just ties it all together in a perfect bow
I get it, it's rough when nobody cares about the few cultural exports you've still got, and it's even more rough to be confronted with the reality of the state your culture is in generally. I mean god, I sure fucking understand, I'm american and look at us right now. But I guess it's not like you can cling to your actual national dish (Chicken Tikka) for a cultural identity, it might be a bit... awkward... at the state dinners with Modi.
No one would eat that abortion
Lol I mean if I were starving I would but it's not appetizing
I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes
If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?