No foul language - i.e. French ๐คฎ
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626
Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.
OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.
Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.
Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???
Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting
He never brought a pot of beans.. lol
Why? Not enough sugar?
If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.
average american first breakfast
Needs Mountain Dew
What is it Christmas? It ain't no holiday every day.
No one would eat that abortion
I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.
I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.
I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.
A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic
I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it
If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.
Pretty sure it's Brazilian. There's a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I've seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I'm a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.
How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?
Yes but one without delicious lungs.
Do I have "cunt" tattooed on my forehead, or is this an everything pizza? Now be a darling and fetch the kimchee.
This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.
Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.
While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.
Begun, the Food Wars have.
Itโs the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!
That's an olive
