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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 186 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

I went to a Walgreens to buy nail clippers since I was nearby and had a bad hangnail.

Had to push a red button to wait for an employee to unlock the cabinet. After 10 minutes, I ran to find a random employee who was stocking and they got me what I needed.

That was the first and last time I ever went to Walgreens.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I end up still using their pharmacy because the pharmacist is just a great guy and he takes care of people. But the rest of the store can fuck right off.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you have good insurance you might not notice this, but drug prices at Walgreens and CVS are significantly more expensive than many other pharmacies, like Walmart, Costco, or HEB. Compare prices on Goodrx.com and see

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (7 children)

That's like years ago, like 2016, I went to Walmart for the last time. They closed all the self checkout lanes, but I guess forgot to rehire cashiers. So I waited 30 minutes in line on a random weekday to buy one 50ft extension cord.

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[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I have gone to a local electronics store, Best Buy, several times in the last few years because I wanted something immediately only to be stopped at the last moment by a locked shelf and no one around to unlock it. What the fuck are you even supposed to do there? Scream and shout until someone arrives? Quietly stalk an employee until you find your moment to strike? I just fucking leave, I'll wait for shipping.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Took me 25 minutes to buy a $4 brake light bulb at wal mart one night. After tracking down an employee to track down another employee to meet me by the glass door. I'll never buy car bulbs there again. That portion of store is dead to me.

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[–] esc27@lemmy.world 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Despite all the effort spent prosecuting it, there's virtually no concrete evidence that retail theft — organized or otherwise — is on the rise. Data on retail theft provided to law enforcement and lawmakers comes exclusively from corporate retailers, or organizations funded by them, and is not independently vetted. Last year, the National Retail Federation was forced to retract its claim that organized retail theft cost its members "nearly half" of the $94.5 billion in lost inventory in 2021. One researcher put the actual figure closer to 5%.

https://www.businessinsider.com/americas-war-organized-retail-crime-target-cvs-victorias-secret-2024-9

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you're like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

edit: Urban Anarchy idea - get some of those locks and randomly stick them on display cases!

[–] billhead@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My Walmart has a little button to summon an employee. The last time (as in, both the most recent time and the final time) I went there at night to try getting diaper rash cream for my baby I pressed the button, and waited.

And waited.

Pressed the button again.

And waited.

Sunk cost fallacy. I've already waited so long, what if as soon as I walk away to find an employee somebody shows up?

After 10 minutes I went to find an employee stocking the shelves and told them what I needed. Their answer was "yeah, we saw you buzzed but we don't know who has the key. If we find out we'll have them open it for you."

So I left .

I hate Walmart so much.

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[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well yeah… if you’ve got everything locked up you need to find one of the few staff left who is under far too much pressure to deal with customers.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 week ago (15 children)

It's the fucking worst. Say I need a toothbrush, new mascara, and cough syrup. That's gonna be at least 10 minutes waiting for the one overworked staff member to unlock the case at each of them.

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[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)

paywalled

Headline is right.
'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’

[–] IAmLamp@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

The irony…

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

I mean when you give things away you don’t sell as many of them either.

Selling stuff works best in an environment where the goods aren’t free but the people are.

People make money at roadside food stands based on the honor system. Anyone who just thinks “that’s naive” doesn’t know what they’re missing. A trust-based society that keeps accounts is the best society.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminder, using the reader function in Firefox skips almost all pay walls.

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[–] Roopappy@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Didn't we finally realize that the whole "shoplifting epidemic" was all bullshit to cover up inept corprate management?

Yes. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/29/briefing/shoplifting-data.html

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They overbuilt because if a competitor opened a store, they'd open on right next to it...

That strategy was never going to be profitable, they were trying to run competitors out of business.

Most of those stores were going. To close for one reason or another, the growth wasn't sustainable but it made stock prices go up and then they had to invent a reason to close store that would keep stock prices high.

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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 week ago

I ran out to Walmart to grab my kid some cough medicine. It was locked behind the cabinet and since it was later than 6pm they couldn't unlock it and told me to come back tomorrow.

I will never go back to Walmart for medicine...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When your prices are significantly higher than your competition, you also sell fewer products. Walgreens and CVS are both stupid expensive.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago

I've known people who just do their regular shopping at those stores. I'll never understand why.

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[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, my local Walmart is expanding their caged goods selection and they have been removing call buttons.

Its time to invest in vending machines.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

If theft is this bad, these stores should just switch back to the traditional model used by pharmacies and general stores. Consider this photo of a traditional pharmacy:

Or this old general store:

This is what these businesses used to look like. In traditional pharmacies and general stores, most goods were kept behind counters or at the very least within direct view of those behind counters. A traditional dry good store might literally just be a big counter in the front with a huge warehouse in the back. You show up with a list of goods you want, and the clerk would run into the back and grab everything you wanted.

The model of a store with aisles that customers wander through is not the historical norm. As industrialization improved, the relative costs of goods lowered, while the relative cost of labor increased. So it made sense for stores to accept a higher level of theft and shopliting by offloading the item-picking process to their customers. They got the customers to do a lot of the work for them, but in exchange they accepted a higher level of theft.

Now they're trying to have things both ways. They still want customers to do all the work of picking out their purchases from the shelves, but they've decided they don't like the level of shoplifting that level of low labor cost business inevitably produces. They want the customers to do most of the labor of clerks, but they don't want to accept the level of theft that inevitably produces.

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[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Especially when you have one employee trying to cover the entire 16,000 square foot store. She isn't able to stop checking people out to come help me get allergy medicine? It's pretty bad when Walmart provides a better experience .

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Yeah, no shit. It's almost like the entire fucking world was telling you this when you embarked on this ridiculous plan.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just recently, my wife wanted an eyebrow pencil, so we popped into a drugstore. All the makeup stuff was behind locked cabinets. We just turned around and went to a different store.

It seems like a particularly bad idea for anything that people might want to look at different versions of. If I wanted AA batteries that were locked, I might be okay saying, "Hey, can you grab me the batteries?" But for something that I want to look through the options, I'm not going to do that with the employee standing there tapping their foot.

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of getting the guy to unlock the video game and he hands me the game thinking we are gonna go ring it up, and I am just standing reading the back of the case, only to put it back and ask for another one.

Just ends up being me and Walmart bro shopping for a game together

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No shit.

No better way to kill brick and mortar than to make people interact more just to be able to pay you money for something.

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[–] jg1i@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

I've tried asking for help, but the person I find doesn't work in that department and the assigned person doesn't show up for like 30 minutes. It's faster to drive across town to the store that doesn't have my item behind glass.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I walked into walmart to buy underwear and socks, they were all in lockup. I opened the amazon app on my phone, matched up the exact thing I wanted that was behind glass and it showed up at my house the next for for approximately the same price.

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[–] makyo@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The store in my neighborhood thought it wise to lock up the fancy Italian coffee beans. I'm absolutely sure it will not stem theft and will absolutely decrease sales. The bags are big - these are the 1kg bags - so I'm fairly sure most of the theft that is happening is internal anyway.

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[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have the same reaction whenever i find what i need... Locked away..

I leave

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If they had more than 2 people working at a time it wouldn't be a big deal

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (10 children)

If they had more than 2 people working at a time

I don't live in America but judging from what I heard, what is up with American stores manning the shops at bare minimum? Like, I heard so many complaints of self-service checkouts having no one staff looking after them, which leads to customers going to manned tills instead, because they couldn't deal with technical issues especially for the seniors. Then when a senior is asked if they want to use automated checkouts instead, they reply with the snarky response "I don't work here." You can't blame people for being reluctant to use the self-service checkouts, if there are no help! Where I live, there is always a staff looking after the self-service checkouts because of the inevitable technical issues or customers not knowing how to use them.

My guess for this poor implementation of technology is because bosses think machines are meant to replace humans as workers, when realistically machines should help people with work. We don't live in yet in a world where there are robots with the artifical intelligence as good as the human intelligence. And we are still way far from having robots with good dexterity skills as humans to completely replace us.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Last time I went to cvs (competitor to Walgreens), 3 different things I wanted were locked up. It took me too long to get someone 3 fucking different times to unlock it. On the last one I told the employee next time I’m just going to order online and might not be from cvs. Treat me like a kid or a criminal and I’ll take my business elsewhere

That's horrible and CVS deserves to lose your business, butI promise you that, unless it was the store manager you told, that employee absolutely did not care and didn't tell anyone who did care. That's just a consequence of divorcing ownership of businesses from employment. I swear to you that no normal employee of a national chain has ever been impacted by being told by a customer that they're taking their business elsewhere. If anything people should write letters to corporate, not let a low level employee with no interest in the company know.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yup. My local Safeway has 2 security guards on duty at all times and one by one the aisles are starting to get locked up.

We started shopping elsewhere.

It's not just a convenience thing. Although it's really shitty to wait for a person to unlock it and then feel pressured while they stand there as I'm reading the labels and comparing items. It also just feels icky. Like I'm being punished for something. Probably for not being rich.

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[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

No shit. There was briefly an electronics store in the 90s where literally everything was priced low, but it was allllll locked up, either behind glass or held to the countertop with a security wire. I can't even remember the name of it. It was like grand opening, grand closing.

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[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now do one about the overworked pharmacists

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish the pharmacy was still owned by the pharmacist

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wish doctors' practices were still owned by doctors.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Sounds like his job should be converted to an AI bot. This fucker makes how much money, and didn’t identify any of the problems that regular people in this thread easily identified? Turn his role into AI. Save the share holders his salary.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

How much of this shit is managers embezzling goods from their own stores and labelling it stolen or being barcodejacked at the self checkout? They also didn't note the cabinets successfully reduced thefts

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[–] DukeHawthorne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It was never about "theft." That hyped "theft" up as a cover to hide their own inept management.

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[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Honestly, the first thing i thought when hearing those measures was that it would only highlight how much more convenient online shopping is versus the store.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Almost like if a middle class existed, many ancillary problems wouldn’t exist.

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[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Has absolutely nothing to do with prices being too high

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