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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Exactly - you see the little lock thing on the display and you're like, aww shit I have to go find an employee, nevermind.

edit: Urban Anarchy idea - get some of those locks and randomly stick them on display cases!

[–] billhead@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My Walmart has a little button to summon an employee. The last time (as in, both the most recent time and the final time) I went there at night to try getting diaper rash cream for my baby I pressed the button, and waited.

And waited.

Pressed the button again.

And waited.

Sunk cost fallacy. I've already waited so long, what if as soon as I walk away to find an employee somebody shows up?

After 10 minutes I went to find an employee stocking the shelves and told them what I needed. Their answer was "yeah, we saw you buzzed but we don't know who has the key. If we find out we'll have them open it for you."

So I left .

I hate Walmart so much.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah but "These photos of Walmart customers will make you look twice!"

[–] shasta@lemm.ee -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You guys know this article is about Walgreens, right?

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's about sales losses due to keeping items behind locks at Walgreens. The person you replied to gave an anecdote of the identical problem at another retailer, in order to emphasize that this is a clear problem for both retailers and customers. It hardly seems irrelevant to the conversation?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You know how in discussions people mention related things? This is one of those times, Sheldon.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I don't want to bother them, they're busy"

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

And they're people. Ever since automatic checkout, I can get out there without talking to a single soul.

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Every single time I see it, I add it to my Amazon cart. It's not great.