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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 year ago

Incel Pedos telling on themselves. They can't seem to help but say they are some of the worst pieces of shit.

Quality post OP.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

FBI needs to pay attention to that man's search history...

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Thinking the exact same thing. Wouldn't be surprised if he already isn't allowed within 50 miles of a school.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the arguably cooler sounding "Spinster"

You spin me right round, baby, right round...

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasn’t spinster some old school slang in like the 1920s or something about women who didn’t settle down right away? Or am I hallucinating

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

It's quite a bit older than that. 1800s, I believe? A "spinster" was a women who got a job spinning/weaving fabric, which was one of the few jobs women were allowed at the time, and they were paid for it! Very well, iirc.

So a woman earning her own income and able to support herself, not being required to marry in order to live comfortably.

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yes, and well before that too. It meant an unmarried adult woman over the age of _____. (Here is where the discrepancy lies.) It was always true for an elderly woman. But could sometimes be applied all the way down to age 30, especially if you go far enough back that you were expected to be married in your 20s. (And if you weren't, there must be something wrong with you.)

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well I’m unmarried, female and in my mid thirties and there’s definitely something wrong with me. I now identify as a spinster.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

You don’t even know how much I spin

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[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget the queen spinster, Spindarella!

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

Like a record baby

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Coreofmidas does deliver some gold once in a while.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

When does one become a crone? Or is that for specifically when you forsake society to live in the wilds?

Crone is more about personality

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

When they first get pubes according to these fucking weirdos.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Be the Crone your heart wants you to be. Pointing a shaking finger while muttering at your enemies helps

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Get outta my swamp you kids!

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 year ago

When you Luigi assholes like this, but with herbs and magic. Bonus points if you can poison with mushrooms, as that thematically fits both crones and Luigi.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I hate how there's always some bizarre new term people are using for weird and bad reasons. "Foid". I can guess it's some weird demeaning term for women but still what the fucking fuck.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's short for "Femoid", which is itself short for "Feminine humanoid".

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah that's what I figured. Bizarre all around. "Femoid" was too long for these pricks.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No, it was too respectful towards women.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Soon enough it’ll get shorted again to “fud” or “fu”. The devolution of man

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cant have words longer than their penis

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Can't speak to every state, but over here Firearm Owners Identification cards are 9-years expired when they turn 19

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

People misspelling 'woman' annoys the hell out of me. It's literally 'man' prefixed by 'wo'. I don't know what bizarre process could lead to using 'women' instead. And it's nearly always these Andrew-Tate-loving pound shop alphas.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That and "should of" should be punishable by getting your hand cut off.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Read: "head cut off" and agreed. Sry for that.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their not the only ones who should be punished!

[–] towerful@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

I'd rather stub my toe then see such simple mistakes

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The difference is that one is singular and one is plural. "Theres a group of women" and "Theres a singlular woman"

People do often get the usage wrong but its not being misspelled.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I recall a particular time period in early-ish smartphone history when the stupid thing tried to correct every instance of woman in my emails to "roman" for some weird reason so that one might just be auto-correct gone stupid again.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

"I'm Chris Hansen and I need you to take a seat right over there."

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it's babe and after that it's milf

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf

Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof...

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Leap milf" is just an alternative definition for a cougar

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasn't there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don't actually have any children?

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

still milf, M for Mature

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Woman needs to be old enough for her kids' friends to think she's hot to be a milf.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, for some women, that might be as early as 25

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Accidental compliment to a bunch of forty-somethings.

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