bruh why is unsucked a global variable

also that function shouldn't be named Check if it does things other than checking (e.g. sucking)

So many of those are not even English words lol

Yeah of course people are gonna mispronounce surprise French and ancient Greek words

"Well, I was embarrassed at the low price," Bolton responded. "I would have thought it would have been higher.

Yeah, well, I'm surprised it was that high.

Why did the folder have a file extension

if it takes you 20 shots to neutralize a threat at point-blank, I don't think you should be allowed to own a gun

Stonetoss is a Nazi.

We're seeing a lot of made-up "dad is proud of me" posts recently

If she likes you and your height is a problem, she didn't actually like you

Why the fuck would you keep $400,000 in cash?

I slammed my penis in the car door

Yeah but now all you have is a degree in Italian