You know neither of them wanted Tennessee.
Kentucky? Bourbon.
Texas? Barbeque.
Florida? Beaches.
What's Tennessee got?
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Shitty liquor store moonshine that's no where near as good as real moonshine, and Dolly Parton.
Coal
Tennessee has some of the best whiskey produced in the US, they also have some banging mustard based BBQ, and chutney based BBQ.
Oh, and Dolly Motherfucking Parton.
They call themselves the volunteer state? I don't think anyone had the heart or patience to explain that enslaving human beings isn't a form of volunteerism.
Hmm, can we go halfsies on California, if no deal, we could maybe take florida off your hands to sweeten the deal, we have a couple friends here florida could play with. Might keep them both busy.
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Proud new Canadian checking in!
I like how the Carolinas are Canadian. It's like the map maker knew they're too racist to even try giving to Mexico.
Sure, but who gets Hawaii???
Don't they have a union jack on their flag?
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Utah should be in Canada+ imo. It would mess with the nice straight-ish border over there, but then if that's what we're going for the Carolinas should be in Mexico+. Also Maryland and Delaware are apparently independent?
Oh god no. Canada, my querido vecino. Can we please trade a few states? I'll give you Texas for Maine. ¿Trato?
Cede Florida to Cuba!
Hold on. Why does Mexico get the worse part of the USA?
They need the Carolinas for the full set.
Where's the Gulf of the United States of America though?!
Who gets Hawaii?
Hawaiians
Cede the entire area to a new "national park" a park the size of the Old United States.
Else, combine Baja and California to California Grande.
California Grande.
We need this.
Why not Canexico? Or Mexida?
I'd settle for Earthanadexico
Mexico can't afford to fuck with CA's GDP power, so yeah, I'm okay with this. I'd rather be part of Canada, though. They seem kind.
It's a simple vice. Poutine or burritos, choose wisely
it would probably be in everyone's best interest even considering canada can't even take care of itself with its current land and population.
I don't know enough about mexico to comment on how much more they could take on.