my meds are here! now i can go back to being anxious about... everything else

Every once in a while, we get an adult patient off serviced to my unit (there are some caveats, nobody with complex hip repairs, nobody with stroke, nobody with complicated mental health needs, etc).

I have to give them an IV or a shot of some kind every once in a while, like SQ morphine or heparin or sometimes some grody IM shot. And, without fail, I will say "good job" or "good girl" or "good boy" 🤦‍♀️ after the shot/IV start is over. I try not to, I really do, some of em get a kick out of it, some are stoically silent and I apologize - I swear its just because I work mostly with kids and that's what I do after they're done the tough painful brave thing. I'm not trying to infantalize, I've taken to warning them now because even when I was trying my hardest not to I'd still slip up lol

ICYMI I canceled your mother's insurance

I like how "NB" is apparently Chinese internet slang for very cool/awesome.

Is anybody here particularly good with character design or color theory? I'm trying to figure out what colored clothing/armor would go well with colored hair, and I always tend to fall on whites/greys/blacks.

45 minutes wasted so far today from my coworkers not being able to weigh ingredients properly

got to watch Nosferatu in a theater all to myself, which was great because 1) I feel awkward watching sex scenes with other people, even if they're strangers several feet away from me, and 2) I got to sit in girly positions without feeling self conscious about it, and stand up when I felt tired of sitting

friday rice? friday rice

She judge my slop too harshly

anyone want to work with me

i could do with competent coworkers

facebook ceo, mark dinkleberg

::: spoiler spoiler

Im infatuated with multiple people and it kinda sucks, why must the heart yearn for pretty women to just hold me close?

ready penis one

My wife had the nerve to leave for work without giving me a forehead kiss

I have to start finding a replacement for my HRT soon, I only have enough to last the month... but theres so much fucking work to do fucking gah

I'm finally not coughing sideways and I'm generally feeling a lot better, so I have that going for me.

Need to figure out what to do with my sideburns this year, I grow them out to mutton chop grade and eventually insta-remove them soon as someone mentions . Apparently no matter how hard I try it will not be in fashion, also I can't believe how popular that game is.

My metabolic panel results are back and everything is within “normal” range (except CO2 which was low? IDK what that’s supposed to mean). AST and chloride are also kinda high but still within normal range

Honestly the most shocking thing is that my glucose level is 84 even though my diet is painfully amerikkkan and I come from a family (extended, not just immediate) of diabetics

The new partner love is flowing very strongly. Trying to get prepped for Valentine's day. Anyone know of some nice stockings with hearts on them?

ff

hate it when the site calls me out

I noticed about a week ago that being soft spoken is a trait I find really attractive, and now I'm considering changing myself to be more soft spoken.