Nothing different. I wanr to die as I've lived.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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I've always been on about this! A suicial assassin is an unstoppable force. A man that has nothing to lose is a dangerous one. Two bullets n' a gun, you're taking someone with you to hell. They can't question you, sentance you, shame you, and if you killed some popular enough guy you'll go down in history. If you're client has the capacity they can even pay your family.
Go blow myself up at some politician
Where do you get the bomb?
Procrastinate while doom scrolling
Sleep with my best friend
Honor Luigi.
based
Kiss my wife, hug my family members, cuddle with my chicken and enjoy some tunes.
When you say "cuddle with my chicken", is that a euphemism for spanking the monkey?
Nope, it's an actual chicken. She's cuddly when she's in the right mood.
May I see it?
One is her awake, the other is her when she settled in for a cuddle nap. The background of the sleepy one is colored in because I don't show pictures of my house, not because there's a wall of porn or anything.
Well, she is quite cuddly, I'll give you that
I still get shocked at having a chicken as a companion sometimes. She'll hop up and nestle in like that, and it's just surreal lol.
I wuld go all out and buy new kitchen sponge set.
Say "Thank fuck, finally" and take a nap
Maybe what I'm doing right now? I mean, it could be.
Go through all my RPG saves and use all the super powerful items I've been "saving" to finally see what they all do.
The secret ingredient... is #Crime π
What are they gonna do? Kill me?
A good number of people would die at my hands. Too many bad actors wrecking people I love lives to be left alone if I can give a good use to my final hour.
Iβd probably do a bunch of MDMA and just head to the beach or somewhere in nature and have a blast.
I havenβt done drugs in over a decade and probably wonβt ever get back into them, but man if I knew I only had 24 hours left Iβd be back in a heartbeat.
Would I know it's my last day? If so, skip work and take a nap. If not, work then take a nap.
Call my parents and my very few friends and let them know, and make sure that they understood how much they'd meant to me. Then I'd spend the rest of my time with my partner, making sure that I'd tied up loose ends, gave them full access to all my accounts so that they didn't get nasty surprises after my death, and then just talk to them.
The same exact thing I'm gonna do without that knowledge.
Enjoy the day together with my wife.
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Spend the few thousand I have saved up, take a first-class flight to Portugal and spend the day hiking the mountains and then swimming in the ocean.
Get stoned, have a wank and watch star trek till I die.
But you already do that...
Live.
Joe
Joe mama
Joever
Run command
/gamemode 1
At this point I've already long since been dead inside, so it's well past time that my body finally joined my spirit. At least I'd go out happier knowing that I wouldn't actually have to live through the second coming of Repugnican-induced hell - a.k.a. "this time we're gonna hit the ground running and do our damnedest to thoroughly destroy what's left of the country in under four years."
Research life insurance policies, transfer my clients to other providers, and move everything important into my partner's name (car title, utilities, etc) and create a list of all my passwords and such for her.
Just covering all the logistics would probably take most of the day, and I'd wanna clean and organize all my stuff/our apartment so she's not stuck with that too.
I'd probably try to get about an hour on the phone with each of my immediate family members while I clean and organize.
Hopefully I'd have a few hours left to spend with my partner in the evening, which I imagine we'd mostly spend crying together
Also I'd max out my credit cards on online orders for stuff for my partner, friends, and family
Go for a drive, find a shady looking place to eat, eat something really bad for me and desert.
Head home, play some video games, play some drums, chill⦠no reason (for me) to make it a big deal.
Smoke weed erry day
Call family and friends. Tell them how much they have meant and had shared many positive experiences. Then probably donate to Luigiβs cause. Then probably donate to some non profit. But my friends and girlfriend a car or house or some shit. Do some drugs Iβve always wanted to do.
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Dispose of some things family doesn't need to know i have, then go spend the rest of my life watching LoTR on a couch with some cats. Sounds like a fairly nice way to go out.
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