Playing the long game : anarchychess

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 7 months ago

I think the rooks should have to be pushed by a bunch of pawns

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Will I be disqualified if I make a steam train noise?

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Any number of models that can fit or balance on the Battlewagon can be carried by it. Any models which fall off during play are judged to have actually fallen off and the normal rules apply.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, Vladimir Putin's preferred chessboard.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

Naw, I think his would have the pieces set up as standard, but with all the extra space behind his troop lines.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can push pieces off the board?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Putin and Macron sitting at opposite ends of a very long table.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Check. I think."

gets out binoculars

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Assembling a surveying kit on my end of the board to prove a slight curvature and thereby spare myself a humiliating defeat.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

I SAID ENNNN PASSSSAA...

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OR OR OR, seeing as there's plenty of room for everyone, there's no need for war?

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

pawn to e204

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is gonna take all day.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Chess with some cardio

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

The 2fooooooooooooooooooort of chess

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

I prefer the wide game just to see the King run a marathon to castle up.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 7 months ago

Queens and rooks are gonna dominate the field, everything else being barely useful

[–] fool@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

e4 d197
e5 d196
e6 d195
e7 d194
e8 d193
e9 d192
e10 d191
...
e100 d101
exd101 Scandinavian Gambit Accepted

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 7 months ago

Less chess and more chore.

[–] teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

new version just dropped

imagine getting hit by the 200 square away rook in the corner

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Extremely long opening game chess variant

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

I would love to see professional chess players give this a fair chance. The clock could stop when they declare their move verbally (ensuring that the game doesn't devolve into an endurance test) and start up again for the next player upon the move being completed.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I see

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

I don't

[–] HaleHirsute@infosec.pub 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy hell

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

New response just dropped

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