THEY TOOK AWAY MY GODDAMN JIZZ 
No more Jizz Wailers?!
it's not a story a Disney Jedi would be able to tell you due to contractual obligations
Jizz wailers on the moon
Billions must die
I'm surprised it took this long to retcon after the Disney purchase. Like, you'd think they would change it to avoid being the company that tricks children into googling "jizz."
volcel police
arrest this bith
he speaks of jizz
and buzzes on the kloo
he's like a sex-crazed gundark
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 
where are all the youtube disney dorks now
I am outraged 
why live?
Anything made after Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure is non-canon as far as I'm concerned
My Star Wars canon includes just Andor and Gendy Tartokovsky's Clone Wars, don't need the rest
<- Live Dave Filoni reaction
This doesn't seem like a retcon, if anything that's a pretty natural worldbuilding development, have something in-universe receive a name change because humans (or whatever they are) keep snickering whenever Joe Alien called it 'Jizz'
But that being said, you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to' the committees that write Star Wars extruded product
Don't worry. I looked it up and this new term has been used for 8 years already. Perhaps they are going to be moving away from "jizz" (cringe to do so) but I don't think they are retconning it.
Disney purchased the Star Wars brand in 2012, so if it's been retconned for 8 years then Disney were the ones to retcon it.
Okay so I made a mistake - jatz is actually 29 years old. Wookieepedia has canon and legends sections for both jizz and jatz. Maybe jizz being a nickname for jatz is a retcon, but both are still canon terms.
when "how to with john wilson" is better than any star war
Congratulations Walt Disney corporation, inc!
You've had the Star Wars franchise for over a decade and you finally made a positive change to the franchise! ☺️
This is like 17th century Shakespeare rewrites where Juliet slips with the dagger, Romeo wakes up, and they do an entertaining jig.
It came to be known by many names, some less palatable than others,
Speak for yourself, bub 
Figrin D'an the kloo horn man
He's from Clak'dor 7
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