"Today's show is brought to you by the number 8, because that's the age of kids he likes, dude."
Mark it zero, Oscar.
A faint, "Zero! Ah ha ha!" can be heard in the distance, as The Count tallies up the score.
lol this is good
Shut the fuck up, Ernie!
You're out of your element!
What’s shabbos, Bert?
Sent this to family group chat. Consensus is that Grover is a better Dude, and Oscar fits as Jesus. After all, doing six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old would explain why Oscar lives in a trash can.
Creep can fuckin roll though.
Elmo = Donny?
Were you even listening to Oscar’s story?
"Yeah man. Well, you know, the Dude abides."
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