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Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actually voted it away.

A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn't been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.

Assad actually went.

What the fuck is happening?!?

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[-] Feline@hexbear.net 77 points 1 week ago

and we're witnessing the 15th month of a genocide

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

desolate The genocide has been going on for over 70 years

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago
[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago

The genocide has become background noise essentially doomjak

[-] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't say that, the events in Syria are tightly connected to Palestine and Israel.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago

A health insurance CEO was taken out by a Joker-like dude with enormous charisma that still hasn't been found by the police or FBI. Almost the entirety of the internet is happy the CEO is dead.

This whole thing, is this what hearing about Robin hood felt like back in ye olde day?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

This is better cause this guy is real

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

or Ned Ludd

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago

The timeline was being held down by Assad, when Assad abandons a timeline you know we're in some truly weird times

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait a minute, trump-death-note didn't just break the Assad curse but actually outlasted him?

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

As much as I hate it, I'm pretty sure Trump is the main character trump-yassified

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 55 points 1 week ago

What the fuck is happening?!?

Weeks where decades happen

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago

I'm ready for more decades then.

patrick-lenin

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Decades make weak men

Weak men make weeks

Weeks make dick heads

Dick heads make decades

Idk if this bit works

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Week men vs decamen

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago

How am I supposed to know who must go now? This is fucking bullshit.

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago

"nothing ever happens" gang in crisis mode.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

There's a whole lot not happening with that health insurance CEO now, 'cause he's dead.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

A family of raccoons burrowed into the lathe-room

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago
[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Your cousins wouldn't have the surname 'Nook', would they

[-] Jew@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

The racoons have evolved beyond the repellent frequencies. They are unstoppable now comrade-raccoon

[-] valium_aggelein@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I watched Pom Poko this weekend and I’m now convinced raccoons are necessary for revolution

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

tbf south korea tried to impeach the president but it somehow failed so still Nothing Ever Happens in occupied korea

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I think they’re going to try again? Even if they imprison him, he’s like the eighth South Korean president to end up in prison. It’s almost guaranteed that you’re going to jail if you become president of Occupied Korea.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

Martial law in South Korea that lasted like an hour because they actuality voted it away

This is endlessly funny to me. You can just say no to the attempted armed takeover of the state

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Hobbes in shambles

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago

Fukuyama seething rn

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

and on top of all that brad said he would take me to prom! im gonna be the most popular girl at school!!!

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

We're cursed to live in interesting times...

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I knew I shouldn't have stolen that gold mirror from that old woman who lived in the woods

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Isn't like Pluto in retrograde or some shit?

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah thats gotta be it

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

This is why pluto was demoted

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago
[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I also got a cold thanks for asking.

[-] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I need some antacid tablets stat

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everyday ends with a TUMS FESTIVAL

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Shit’s getting real because even though trump and biden are the same domestically, they have different approaches to imperialism (Biden: attack everyone everywhere; Trump: focus on China), so different countries and organizations around the world are scrambling to get into better positions before trump takes power.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

The dialectic is ever in motion.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

back-to-me Weeks where years happen, comrade

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~Nothing happens bros in shambles~~

I’m a constant sufferer of hexbear hive mind

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Decades in weeks my friend

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I started playing Dark Souls,

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

seemingly random things happening is a thing before each major war.

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Tonga prime minister resigned today.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Assad went? What? He's gone??? I thought they held out? What the fuck

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

newp, they were reporting he fled once Homs was taken and Damascus was next

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