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They never come out anywhere near as good as a freshly made pizza at a pizzeria when I follow the box directions. I imagine some of that is a result of freezing the pizza, but I think the directions might be the bigger factor. So my plan is to try emulating the conditions of a proper pizza oven to the best of my ability by:

  • Thawing the pizza out before cooking
  • Preheating the oven to its hottest setting (500f) with a metal baking sheet inside it
  • Putting the pizza directly onto the hot sheet and closely monitoring until it looks done

This is still a very far cry from a pizza stone and an actual pizza oven, but I'm hoping it'll at least be somewhat closer to the real thing. Am I going in the right direction with this / do you have any better ideas?

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In my experience those pizzas are designed to be cooked from frozen on a bare rack. The dough is almost fully cooked already, so thawing probably won't make the dough less dense. Cooking it on a sheet will probably make the bottom less crispy.

A lot of stores sell fresh premade pizza dough, but even a frozen dough ball makes much better pizza. If you really are pressed for time you can buy premade sauce, preshredded pizza cheese mix. Throw it together on a piece of parchment and cook that on your heavy baking sheet.

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The dough is almost fully cooked already

Shit, I never noticed that before because the dough is still white and it's hard to determine the texture while frozen. That's probably the killer now that you mention it. I already have the pizza, so I'm still going to try it this way, but next time I'll keep on eye out for the frozen, uncooked dough.

EDIT: After thawing it out, it looks like my pizza actually did have raw dough. It had risen a bit before I even put it into the oven. It's cooking now, will update later.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

there's nothing stopping you from just adding more ingredients and spices on top, but i think the bread will never rise properly since it has been frozen shrug-outta-hecks

pet peevematt-jokerfied THERE'S NO NEED TO ADD PRE- TO THE WORD PREPARED, IT ALREADY CONTAINS ONE PRE- WHICH WORKS PERFECTLY FINE matt-jokerfied

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah it's not really a flavor thing. My problem is the texture of the bread, there's always something off about it. But I do know that you can make perfectly fine bread with pre-prepared frozen dough, I've done it before. I've even had it rise substantially after thawing. That's what lead me to think the problem is with the box directions.

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

as another person commented, extra toppings, can make a huge difference. fresher / better cheese and vegetables really transform it.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Your best bet is to bake it until the crust is set, then pop it under the broiler to get the cheese and toppings properly toasty and delicious

[–] simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I think that's just the limitations of the product itself - the par-cooked frozen ones just aren't the same.

It doesn't take too much more time to use a store bought pizza dough and slang your toppings on it (my grocery store sells them pre-shaped and rolled up). It takes maybe 15 minutes that way, and it's miles better.

The only things that I've found that really perked a frozen pizza up are buying the bougie frozen ones, or adding some extra cheese partway through and cooking it a little longer.

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you have a pizza steel?

[–] cosecantphi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if it's specifically a pizza steel, but I do have a steel pan I was planning to use for this.

[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

You would know if you had a pizza steel.