Pretend I hadn’t heard of it. Look it up on my phone right there in front of them to see how bad it is. Pretend to be slowly won over to its side. Thank them for showing me the site.

When people told me they hated Hexbear or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love Hexbear. I am in awe of it. I am set free by it. It is the finest website our galaxy has ever seen.”

they reference your account by name

I would mark their Hexbear hatred down in the "not cool" column of the little ledger I keep in my head about everyone.

But if they mention my account by name, then I know they're definitely stalking me because I am not very active or outspoken, and that they apparently also want me to know that they're stalking me. And if they're that deep into boldly stalking me, idk wtf I would do besides stop leaving home alone and unarmed.

I'd laugh and call them a liberal

I would act like I dont know what the site is.

If its not connected to a conspiracy theory like qanon or far right shit I'd think anyone whining about a website and particular anonymous user irl is weird

my bf has done this to me and he hates this site cause youre all libs

The only response:

spoiler

Print out a physical copy of pig poop balls and leave it on their desk

I grin like the Grinch and start giggling

I know a number of people in real life that are into "Hacker News" and fully gobble up that corpo bootlicky bullshit from there.

If I have to exist and sometimes work alongside them, they can do the same with me while seething about me being here.

Print out PPB and hide it on their desk/bag/under bed.

definitely obsess over it for the rest of my life let's do this

i ask to see their genitals

“Damn bro that’s crazy”

turn around and walk away

"Wow never heard of it, but it looks pretty cool"

I do not acknowledge that I know what hexbear is

like this

Alright, what about it? I'm a functioning member of society, what about you? Are you spotless as the bottom of Mary Magdalene's baby?

I hate this site too

And this account is shit. c/FakeNews should be shut down

"The Hexbears disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the grass touchers tremble at a Hexbearian effortpost."

I would honestly reconsider my life choices and cringe at myself for the rest of my life if anybody did this to me irl

I would take my colleague to the local county fair, find the fattest hog there, and somehow instigate it to shit on its balls

I would invoke Juche Necromancy and murder them and their entire family over and over again for my own personal entertainment.

As is communist tradition.

I'd say they're completely correct and probably have a good sense of judgement, and delete my account.

Only to create a new account with a random username a few days later and hope they don't notice I'm back on here.

Another thing we have in common then.

that guy sounds like a dork lmao

I would make him take out the garbage until he stops being a ARE YOU LISTENING SON? GO TAKE THE TRASH OUT IT'S STARTING TO OVERFLOW!

I would express uncritical support for Russia and DPRK

I would try to remember all my bad takes and cringe posts and join them on dunking on my account, pretending it isn't mine.

I would correct them that it's actually Chapo.chat.