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I will never take England or the English seriously as long as they have a station named Cockfosters

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[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago

What if we kissed outside Cockfosters crush

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

What if we kissed inside the Cockfosters tube spaghett

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Americans will laugh at British place names so old their meaning has completely changed while having towns called intercourse and pee pee that have no such excuse.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 23 hours ago

Don’t forget that the man that they have recently elected president has bankrupt a casino, doesn’t understand tariffs, and yet claims to be a competent business man.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Despite its extremely problematic premise Idiocracy still has a bunch of great gags

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Sremovedhorpe

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)"

I'm going to start using cock instead of chief.

[-] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Master Cock, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Cock Forester is a title I want now

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago
[-] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I love the building though

[-] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

We also have a town called Shitterton.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

All towns in England should be called this

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

biden-the-thing God, could dad foster a cock.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's way better ones!

Place in the northeast called Dragonville.

That's cool! Eat shit fjwjxkakxmqnzwjxnd I'm fine okay!

inside-im-crying

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

There are places in the UK at large that are cool but not any in England

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

yea

Still we don't get poisoned by derailed trains on the reg which I'm always thankful for inshallah

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 2 points 22 hours ago

so-far

Given the track (heh, track, get it) the UK is heading down on, give it a couple years.

Then again, you'd have to produce anything to have dangerous chemicals to move via rail, so you might be right.

[-] Verenata@hexbear.net 1 points 18 hours ago

Exactly, we'll have our own collapse when can't make money on money or something. Whatever London does.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Dungworth is a place just down the road from Penistown.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 23 hours ago
[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

Sorry typo, you’re entirely correct.

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 21 hours ago

No worry’s, I just wasn’t sure you were American and misunderstood someone or what.

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