Is this a bit post? Stealing from Wal Mart is hilarious and good. The only downside is that they definitely have cameras and face tracking software and you can definitely get in trouble down the line for doing this. But honestly fuck wal mart, especially if you have the privilege to deal with some of the potential legal consequences of stealing from them. It's more ethical to steal from Wal Mart than it is to buy from Wal Mart

This... this is a bit right? This is a contender for another "copy-pasta", right?

For one second i thought this is a legit post here on hexbear

Posts like these should go in badposting

Uncritical support to Michael in his struggle against the understaffed Walmart empire

I love that only one person pointed out that this completely fake story was posted too early for it to make sense because at the time of this post "yesterday" was the day before this event was supposed to happen

on the one hand, stealing from wal mart

On the other hand, wanting a 65" TV

so ehhh esh i gess

Shoplifting from big box stores makes you fucking cool dude.

Stealing from Walmart is good. I wish i could get my family to read theory and loot.

ah dang this is a bit isn't it

I wasn't able to liberate any magic cards today.

smh your sister and her husband should raise their kids better, at ages 8 & 10 they should be old enough to point at you and call you a

I wish this was real

Link the source. This is too good.

Won't anyone think of the $700 billion company?

Based if true

Based as hell, I never understood why so many people whine about "looters", is it hurting you or any other regular person specifically if someone steals from some huge supermarket?

I mean, I know the reason for it , but still.

dudes rock

Like literally just pushing their carts through without paying because there weren't enough workers at registers and the underpaid security guard obviously wasn't getting paid enough to care.

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... "the store's owners should have been better prepared."

My thought process every time I am waiting in a long line at a store with < 50% the aisles open and every person at them working too hard, can't stop for a drink of water or anything.

An atmosphere of collective rebellion could discipline the managers to adequately staff. If they need to pay higher wages, bump more people to full time, whatever it could take.

michael is right. you need to read more theory.

but yeah you’re over reacting. who gives a fuck if someone “stole” from walmart? i dont care if its a loaf of bread, a tv, or a hunting rifle. walmart owes us all. our tax dollars pay their employees for them so they dont have to. every american should be entitled to at least a tv per year from walmart

karl marx himself wrote “walmart is bad. stealing from them is cool. it could get you pussy too. girls love a cool guy who steals from walmart. steal something for them. they’ll feel like they’re dating disney’s aladdin”. maybe if you took michael’s advice and read more theory you’d have known this by now. thats also why he’s shacked up with your sister. she knows he’s alpha.

in fact get michael on this account OP i wanna talk to him

keep your shoplifting below the felony limit

The Reddit comments were mostly telling the OP to narc it was so pathetic

A 65" TV for $900 at full price? What sort of quality is that going to be?

If you're going to risk committing a crime, might as well steal a decent quality TV.

If they don't care, you have every right to do the same :)

Walmart steals 100x more from their employees through wage theft and consumers via jacking up their prices constantly.

go steal one for your kids, lib