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Image not quite for ADHPeeps but I feel this sort of thing happens regularly for us as well.

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 91 points 3 months ago (18 children)

Reminds me of when people find out I do cocaine and Adderall.

"Oh Michael likes to get high"

No, Michael doesn't have health insurance and has very severe adhd. I can't live a normal life without stimulants and drug dealers are cheaper than doctors. welcome to America.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Damn mate, that's really rough. I did see recently how US companies are taking advantage of the made-up scarcity to scalp people with ADHD to the point where the black market is more affordable. I only you know what you're doing vis-a-vis risks from tainted batches.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I do worry about getting a hot batch and dying but that's just the state of America today. Women will be getting dangerous back ally abortions as well soon.

[–] hugealligator379@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

please test your pills! fentanyl test strips are cheap and widely available. you can also use reagent tests to confirm what is (and isnt) in them. DanceSafe is a great resource for this: https://dancesafe.org/

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[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cocaine bad for mental health. Even with ADHD cocaine is so cut and stepped on its not reliable enough to get anything done.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It falls into the "better than nothing" category for me. I'm aware it's absolutely not a good idea.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your government failed you so badly. That's a tough place to be in.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Thank you Mr poopybutthole

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol. Before getting formally diagnosed and medicated, drinking was the only thing that would quiet the inner restlessness. It worked but it's not a healthy lifestyle at all.

This is something I like to bring up to people who are hesitant to medicate their kids. Yeah, I know you think Timmy is fine because he's not completely failing in school, but you should at least show Timmy that he has options and that it's OK to talk to a doctor and take medication if he needs it. He doesn't have to rely on Jack Daniels and Folgers to eek his way through life.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This one surprised me, too.

I had a nasty habit of waiting until the evening to do my papers in college, because that was when it was acceptable to have some wine or whiskey while I wrote. But it was amazing just how much easier it was to stay on task after having a drink, and during finals - or after college when i was on deadline - i would alternate between liters of coffee in the morning and several drinks in the evening.

Now that I'm medicated both coffee and alcohol are just occasional indulgences... well, alcohol is at least. But I didn't expect it to help curb my impulsive consumption habits like it has- it's been a game-changer.

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I used to drink 4 red bulls or 2-3 rockstar energy drinks per day. This was on top of any coffee.

Now, diagnosed and medicated, I'm down to zero and I rarely drink coffee.

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[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chewing gum almost every waking moment of the day. People used to assume I was trying to quit smoking, I would joke that I was actually trying to build my way up to starting.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I used to love chewing gum until a dentist scared me away from it. As a result, my undiagnosed grinding destroyed most of my teeth...

[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I am thankful that my dentist talked me into switching to a sugar-free brand years ago. Probably saved me a couple teeth so far.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry. If you can still chew, ice breakers has Xylitol which is good for teeth.

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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I think I got this from lemmy?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look, as long as I can convince myself to go to sleep and not hyperfocus on whatever is in front of me I'll be fine. Problem is, it's a 50/50 toss up whether or not I can ignore my brain on any given night.

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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Apparently videogames are a "medication" for my adhd because since i started adderol they don't "pull me in" like they used to.

I miss it a little bit, it's also kinda weird but its also nice to not be compelled to play like before

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 21 points 3 months ago

Your brain is dopamine deprived, video games are designed to get our dumb monkey brains to squeeze out all the happy juice. Adderall floods your brain with dopamine so the video games just don't hit like they used to.

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[–] Coldgoron@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Recently got diagnosed with asthma and just have an albuterol inhaler till I can see a specialist in 4 plus months, haven’t been able to get an ADHD test despite my doctors referral, just so you have a preface for my story here.

On days I work toward my goals I generally start with a 16 oz doubled tea, gives me stimulants which I can’t get at the moment and I generally am able to focus on my tasks for 2 hour stents or so. I have some days though that despite getting rest and having a dose of caffeine I get real low energy around my first hour. Recently, during one of these moments I was trying to take a break and realized my breathing was quite shallow and I was somewhat short of breath, so I used my inhaler and I had a rush of energy and was able to knock out all my tasks with energy to spare. Turns out most of my low energy days have been actually about my low blood oxygen and the effects of having undiagnosed asthma. This has happened to me several times now and it blows me away each time. I think to myself “So this is how normal people breath and get so much done.”

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

My sympathies as a fellow asthma sufferer, but congrats on the medication at least. It’s really crazy how much easier everything in general is when you can breathe!

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dang a pug with ADHD. I'm glad you have it somewhat sorted, though.

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[–] elidoz@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 months ago
[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow people that drank redbull have kids in college already, I guess it does make you move quicker

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Red bull was invented in ’87…

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Nicotine. I started smoking at 16. Vaping now but nicotine and caffeine are carrying me through my unmedicated life

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I would hazard that's less unmedicated and more self medicated.

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[–] dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 months ago

Same, nicotine is the only reason I can hold a job.

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[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

Tea. Extremely strong tea, the kind russian convicts drink.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Wait what, I have below average blood pressure and have always leaned on caffeine to focus better. I never had any idea the two might be connected.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Extreme anxiety.

For the longest time, I couldn't recruit enough concentration to get homework or big projects done until it was this huge looming threat. Frequently, that would involve an all-nighter since it was something due the next day. Other times, it meant cranking out last night's math assignment in home room mere minutes before it was due. It turns out that adrenaline and other stress hormones are great at shoving all the ADHD noise out of the way, however temporarily.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I became a pothead because it made the cacophony of thoughts in my head stfu. I didn't realize that my thoughts were like that because of ADHD, since I was only diagnosed in my 30's (started smoking weed when I was 19).

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[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Drinking a litre (~32oz) of espresso every day... ETA: I also have narcolepsy. its rough out here

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[–] USNWoodwork@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Similar but Pistachios. The mechanics of opening the shells and eating them allowed me to focus on the college professor's material after an 9-10 hour work shift. If I showed up to class without pistachios or sunflower seeds I was nodding off in class.

When I was younger they gave me Ritalin, mostly to stop me from burning the building down. It worked, because I never burned the school down.. can't say the same for the neighbors shed... plus there was that incident with the bridge, luckily the fire department showed up quickly.

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm a heavy tea drinker. When I got diagnosed with ADD at 40 I realized I was probably (lol) self-medicating with the copious amounts of tea.

Still better (and tastier) than meds IMHO. Of course don't take my advice always, ALWAYS, talk to your doctor.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

You should know that there is data that backs you up: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8875377/#sec5-nutrients-14-00739

And also on the self-medicated front: nicotine is effective too. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8741955/

What this makes me wonder is how much of the population is self-medicated in this way but doesn't know it?

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Yup didn't mention cigarettes because I kicked the habit but nicotine also does wonders for ADD. LOL

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

✨ alcohol✨

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

A friend of mine chews nicotine gum. I have another friend that vapes and drinks like 12 energy drinks a day.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (8 children)

My dad still swears it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical ...

Wild that someone would think the Red Bull and Snickers are doing it directly without going through the some-ingredients-in-these-products-are-affecting-your-body route.

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[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

So much fucking coffee. My god it was too much.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Holy shit! This post gave me an epiphany.

I was a cartoonist for the student newspaper, and drawing a funny comic strip every day was grueling. But I did better when I drank a Coca Cola before I started to brainstorm. Later, guess what - diagnosed ADHD.

Anyway, I probably took 2-3 hours on each comic, and was paid $5 per strip. And spent some of that on soda. So, it was a labor of love and foolishness. Also, I was semi-famous on campus for edgy cartoons that were occasionally funny, most of which I am embarrassed about in middle age.

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