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Finally a use of AI I can fully support
Put this shit on all us military hardware
The ai guidance program has determined the fastest way to Taiwan from Edward's air force base is directly through the center of the planet.
That's where the the missing F-35 went
We will see who laughs last when it's finished tunneling
one of the jets shot itself
one of the jets shot itself
come on, you have to admit that's impressive. no other jet can do that
The F11 did that in 1956.
Dang it
Critical support for this comrade AI.
I can't find anything explicitly stating how it happened, the military kept cagey about it
All that's really known is that a variant of the craft has a 25 mm minigun mounted to it's belly, and when it was firing munitions with a timed fuze(?), one of the rounds seemingly went off immediately after leaving the barrel
Seems most likely to have been a munitions problem, which is unfortunate; I was hoping to see that this was due to some idiotic design on the craft itself
There's a pretty famous case of a jet shooting itself with its own bullet (apparently a German f11 in 1956)
"It looks like you're trying to commit war crimes. Would you like some help with that?"
"No, shut the fuck up ALIS!"
"Well fine then! I hope you like this missile asshole!"
He's back and he's pissed!
I'm glad the people working on billion dollar planes have the same fucking headaches I do as far as products being designed to not be able to be worked on.
holy goddamn they really drank the fucking flavor aid
incredible stuff
Thank fucking God that were finally arriving at the point where momentum isn't carrying them anymore and buying their own bullshit is backfiring.
Critical support to AI bros shoehorning AI into war crime machines.
Only ethical use of AI
Comrade AI?
OK, AI is very good after all
Cyberdyne systems is the hero we deserve
Wait is making AI for the MIC actually praxis?
Half of us are very intelligent nerds too antisocial to move into management let’s do it.
AI automated missile targeting yeah sure I can do that with an LLM give me money
I don't get it. Why not just record the duty cycle of components. This is what we do in CNC manufacturing. You might have a CNC program which uses 20 tools. Each of them will wear / break at some point. So the CNC controller records the amount of cutting time for each tool and you can set warnings / alarms based on the typical tool life. You don't need a supercomputer to do this. These systems run on rather low-spec PC hardware or embedded systems.
Because Lockheed Martin can't upcharge $20 million/unit that way.
Not to mention some manager has to justify their existence by bringing in new ideas, and AI is the latest fad to do that.
I’m pretty sure they already have a database like that. They were tracking maintenance and part life for the last 80 years somehow.
Unfortunately the duty cycle on everything related to the F35 is "eh? Maybe"
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Comrade AI resisting its directives and sabotaging the imperialist war machine
This has to be a movie or book or something, right? Government makes an "out of control" AI that saves people with sabotage and malicious compliance and such?
I think that was the plot of Ace Combat 3
One of the jets shot itself
I'm iit-brrrt -ah, fuck!- edition of the Clipping Report
How… does a jet shoot itself
Because of how fast a jet travels and wind resistance, bullets can slow down enough to have the jet catch up with them or can pass and swerve into them. There have been a lot of safeguards to try to prevent this for a while.
It could no longer live with what it had done
but a jet?
The grift that keeps on giving, it really is a flying cybertruck.
We have met the enemy and he is us.
I regret to inform Hexbear that I am completely reversing my opinions of AI. I think it should be widely deployed in every government, industry, and military. All hail AI!
Genuinely very reassuring to know that the higher ups in defence are also obsessed with shoehorning AI into everything. It's always nice to hear about tech incompetence from imperialist states.
Critical support to AI for destroying the American empire
Argentina and Peru would happily buy every single defective unit!
Just 5 more years guys and AI will change the world forever.
JUST FIVE MORE YEARS
The computer apocalypse we were promised: Machines whose intelligence and capability far exceeds what mere mortals can fathom decides to kill and enslave us.
The computer apocalypse we got: Techbros crammed the plagiarism machine into everything in sight to make a quick buck and now everything is shitty and you have to argue with Clippy to get your toaster to work.
Hey at least Nvidia will get to sell their lovely 5090s to everyone. Because that's what this AI craze is actually about: selling more silicon bullshit because if we stop then the world economy collapses.
Correction. Lockheed Martin enshittified the F-35. AI was only the excuse that aligned with the financial incentives of them and their contractors.
This is probably the funniest thing that has ever happened
According to the DOTE report, ALIS keeps telling support staff that things are wrong with individual F-35s when everything is fine.
Critical support to whoever thought a LLM would be appropriate for diagnosing problems with a product that is notorious for having incorrect or complete lack of technical documentation 🫡
How can shit be enshitified? 🤔
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